The hamster is loose.

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The 2nd grades pet hamster is on the loose. I have had two students stop down to see if I've spotted him. This should be good...

Specializes in Geriatrics, Dialysis.

I hope none of the classes have a resident cat. Mine left a headless mouse by my chair this morning. I will not think of this possible ending for the poor little guy. Hopefully Hamstergate has a happy ending.

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The teacher can tell the class that all is well. Hammie left with his homie in a Kia Soul doin' the Hamster Rap.

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i'm cracking up! I am guessing that if no Hammy Dufrense captures by now, that he did indeed make it to Zihuatanajo. And that the teacher can slip out to PetSmart on her prep and "Miraculously" find him. Of course kids can always tell the difference when you do that.

I can't believe you spelled Zihuatanajo right. I bow to the Master of Stephen King references.

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Specializes in Hospice / Psych / RNAC.

I can't stand it...is the hamster lose or loose? :whistling: The hamster is really on the loose (idiom)

Hey quit the OMG's me; it's good for our nurses to know the difference.

As for Richard; at least he had the balls to go to the ER...:bookworm:

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No one is OMG's you. You are wrong. The hamster is loose.

It will lose it's life, because it got loose.

If you are gonna correct us, do it correctly, please.

Kthxbai!

:)

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Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.
No one is OMG's you. You are wrong. The hamster is loose.

It will lose it's* life, because it got loose.

If you are gonna correct us, do it correctly, please.

Kthxbai!

:)

:blink: *its. Please don't hurt me.

Poor hamster.

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This is THE best thread ever!

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:blink: *its. Please don't hurt me.

Poor hamster.

Hahahahaha!

Touché!

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
:blink: *its. Please don't hurt me.

Poor hamster.

The hamster had a choice.

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The hamster had a choice.

You reap what you sow, Hammy!

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Specializes in retired LTC.

How about The Green Mile Part 2 - Mr Jingles makes a friend.

Uh... is Hammy a boy or a girl hamster?

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Hey, this may be stuff for Shawshank Redemption II; the Hamster Awakens.

Yeah... Yeah, Old Dude! I can see it now...

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