remember the flight attendent who quit creatively?

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Remember the flight attendent who had been a good employee but one day just had enough?

He said some memorable parting words, then activated the emergency slide that fills up like an airbag, jumped on and slid to a speedy termination! He also became famous in the ranks of all of those who have thought about a dramatic exit.

If you had the guts...and independent income. What would be your parting words or method of exit, the more dramatic and creative the better.

:D

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I would disconnect every ventilator and walk out of that joint with my middle fingers raised. Lol, no I would just set fire to the DON's office

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I would send my tormentor to give the same medicine to my former manager that I have lived with all this time. I would make certain that the tormentor did the same thing to every person important to that manager that he has done to me. Let that person and those important to them see what it has been like for me. It would be vindication to know that what went around, came around.

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Specializes in Critical Care.

I think he regrets his 10 minutes of fame! No job, no income, probably no health insurance, may have lost his pension if he had one. Don't think it was worth it!

And lets not forget all his legal bills and fines!

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Specializes in Medical Surgical Orthopedic.

I'd ride a bicycle through every unit of the hospital wearing only my stethoscope!:nurse:

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Specializes in Intermediate care.

i'd set off every alaris pump machine to start beeping by pushing pause for a set amount of time. That way the entire hospital is beeping of alaris pumps. I'd walk about "F*** it, i'm done."

(except those on drips that can't be paused for a while! just people on maintenance fluids or something)

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Specializes in Pediatrics.

Take all of the supplies to a different unit.

EVEN THE LINENS.

:D :D :D

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I may also lace the cafeteria coffee with lasix

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Specializes in Critical Care, Emergency Medicine, Flight.

my time is too precious to waste it on a bunch of *$&*## i dont like anyways..lol

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Specializes in acute care then Home health.

I used to work homecare in a really bad neighborhood and while leaving work one friday night in july, a kid threw a M80 right in my face and the explosion left me deaf in my rt ear for days. I called my boss (the DON) on her cell phone and left a message since technically it was a work related injury because I hadn't clocked out yet. I got the on-call supervisor calling me a few minutes later chewing me out for calling my boss and I should have called her instead, thats the chain of command blah blah blah. I lost it right in front of the police and told her to kiss my bleeping *** and that she was a bleeping *itch! and dont ever bleeping call me again and hung up on her. Screaming at the top of my lungs.. best part is I never lost my job. They begged me not to quit. I switched my case to a safer neighborhood and when I go into the office she always shoots me a dirty look. *****!

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Specializes in Home Health.

I just might keep working while letting my supervisors know that I don't need to work.

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Specializes in CMSRN.

Good question. I am not sure what I would do. I do not like to be dramatic.

I will try to come up with something and get back with you.

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