remember the flight attendent who quit creatively?

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Remember the flight attendent who had been a good employee but one day just had enough?

He said some memorable parting words, then activated the emergency slide that fills up like an airbag, jumped on and slid to a speedy termination! He also became famous in the ranks of all of those who have thought about a dramatic exit.

If you had the guts...and independent income. What would be your parting words or method of exit, the more dramatic and creative the better.

:D

Specializes in Family Practice, Urgent Care, Cardiac Ca.

I would streak through my facility on roller skates wearing a speedo, singing at the top of my lungs, handing out Rx's for ****itol, 300 mg TID

Specializes in Family Practice, Urgent Care, Cardiac Ca.

I might lace the OR's coffee with Viagra (and pray no one took nitro). hehehe, can't hide that in scrubs.

Specializes in ED.

I would so spend that last shift sharing my opinions freely, esp with the frequent fliers that always start off super nice but you know they are gonna go postal when they don't get enough dilaudid. I will just roll their gurney to the waiting room if they give me lip.

Then I have this one night shift charge who is just MEAN, MEAN, MEAN. She dislikes physical contact, so I would give her the biggest bear hug and not let go until she becomes a psych patient herself and I would say "XXX are you happy?? Cause you need to tell your face if you are." She NEVER smiles.

Oh and I would park in the MD parking spot too.

Find the largest stereo, and play the song "take this job, and shove it" while singing along at the top of my lungs and walking around the whole floor at 7 AM so both shifts hear it.

I would also go around setting off random callights all night long of non verbal patients at the end of the hallway without getting caught. Have fun with that one....

I am loving this thread. I would never do the things I wrote about. Just dream. Maybe have to steal the riding the bike around naked with only a stethoscope idea that someone posted. when I am ready to retire in 30-40 years.

Specializes in Peds Hem, Onc, Med/Surg.

I would get on the intercom, when the boss walks into work I would assume a commanding voice and let my boss know that the “powers that be” are not happy and there will be revenge! :D

Or I would bring an umbrella to work and set off the fire sprinklers. Then I would watch everyone scramble while I am staying dry underneath my umbrella before walking off while laughing hysterically.

....ah to dream.

I would moonwalk through the hallways with the song This is why I'm hot blasting on the intercom...

Specializes in med/surg.

I'd take a patient load....Go to lunch....And Drive off into the horizon....Silant departure is always golden!!!

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