Ramblings of an Inactive Mind

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

i was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. i can't afford one. so, i'm wearing my garage door opener.

you know, i spent a fortune on deodorant

before i realized that people didn't like me anyway.

i was thinking about old age and decided thatit's when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it'.

i thought about making a fitness movie,

for folks my age, and call it "pumping rust."

i have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. that's when your chest is falling into your drawers!

i know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "oh, have you got a cat?"

just once i want to say, "no, it's for company!"

employment application blanks always ask

'who is to be notified in case of an emergency.'

i think you should write, "a good doctor!"

why do they put pictures of criminals up in the post office?

what are we supposed to do -- write to these men?

why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail? or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures!

i was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a whole lot more as they get older.

then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals.

as for me, i'm just hoping god grades on the curve.

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Specializes in LTC, Home Health, L&D, Nsy, PP.

You got my day off to a start with a smile. Thank you!

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smiles! :D

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Laughing as I read these to my husband,

He asked me to make a copy so he can get his friends laughing.

THANKS!

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Specializes in LTC and MED-SURG.

Funny!!!!

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Specializes in Telemetry/Med Surg.

Great Fran!!!....as usual. ;)

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Oh YEAH!! I think I'm working on the 'Furniture Disease'!!:chuckle :chuckle

Wonder if I could use that as an excuse to call in? "I won't be in tonite - I'm having an exacerbation of my Furniture Disease!";)

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Specializes in Education, FP, LNC, Forensics, ED, OB.

Grade on the curve is right.

SOOO good to see ya, poopsy!!!!!

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:yeah: Great ones, Fran!

I'd like to put out a litter box, just so I could say that to someone.

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Specializes in NICU, Infection Control.

Those are excellent, Poopsie!

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