I am eating some stupid carrots. I don't want carrots, I want chips. Or brownies. Or anything that tastes better than carrots.
I don't want to eat healthy. I want to be fat and happy. Until I see a scale or a mirror and then I'm like "Ug, why did I eat that brownie? And those chips? And 6 cookies? And sushi?"
But seriously, carrots are the devil.