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I am eating some stupid carrots. I don't want carrots, I want chips. Or brownies. Or anything that tastes better than carrots.

I don't want to eat healthy. I want to be fat and happy. Until I see a scale or a mirror and then I'm like "Ug, why did I eat that brownie? And those chips? And 6 cookies? And sushi?"

But seriously, carrots are the devil.

allnurses Guide

Spidey's mom, ADN, BSN, RN

11,302 Posts

Dip them in some hummus! :up:

I just spent the weekend in Oregon - we ate out at restaurants and at a wedding reception and I overate good-tasting but weight-inducing food.

So, back on the low-carb bandwagon again. I can't eat carrots on that diet! Or hummus. :sour:

Today is Fall Party day and every SINGLE STUDENT in this school brought me a treat to put on my desk.....I'm sitting here looking at cookies, candy bars, pop, and Cupcakes. LIFE IS NOT FAIR!!!! Stupid Sprinkles are mocking me!

kidzcare

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Today is Fall Party day and every SINGLE STUDENT in this school brought me a treat to put on my desk.....I'm sitting here looking at cookies, candy bars, pop, and Cupcakes. LIFE IS NOT FAIR!!!! Stupid Sprinkles are mocking me!

UG!!!! I can't stand our office at Christmas time!! Treats everywhere!!! Cookies, sweet breads, fannie mae, nom nom nom nom!!!!

I will (with no shame) admit that I totally regifted boxes of Fannie Mae to my babysitter. A big old box of Mint Meltaways. Hope I get another to give her this year....

UG!!!! I can't stand our office at Christmas time!! Treats everywhere!!! Cookies, sweet breads, fannie mae, nom nom nom nom!!!!

I will (with no shame) admit that I totally regifted boxes of Fannie Mae to my babysitter. A big old box of Mint Meltaways. Hope I get another to give her this year....

I'm so very guilty of this too. I'm not too good to admit I give them to friends I wish would gain at least 2 FREAKIN pounds! Skinny Minnies

kidzcare

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I'm so very guilty of this too. I'm not too good to admit I give them to friends I wish would gain at least 2 FREAKIN pounds! Skinny Minnies

Hahahahaha!

Lucky for me, it turns out that those are her favorites! I'm sure my kids would have eaten them, but I don't care for them. I worked at the Olive Garden for years- I've had my fill of chocolate mint candies...

Hahahahaha!

Lucky for me, it turns out that those are her favorites! I'm sure my kids would have eaten them, but I don't care for them. I worked at the Olive Garden for years- I've had my fill of chocolate mint candies...

YUCK! Chocolate Mint!!! YUCK!! Its like eating a Toothpaste Dessert !

SnowyJ, RN

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I have fallen into the comfort food trap. I love to cook when the weather gets cool. But of course, most of it is not the healthiest.

I need to do low carb....

kidzcare

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I just ate my unsatisfying lunch of steamed sugar snap peas and a piece of leftover meatloaf.

Ya know what woulda been better? Chinese food with a side of pizza.

I just ate my unsatisfying lunch of steamed sugar snap peas and a piece of leftover meatloaf.

Ya know what woulda been better? Chinese food with a side of pizza.

I'm pretty sure HEAVEN serves Chinese Food!

Farawyn

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Has 25 years experience.

I am at my school's blood drive and eating Oreos and cranberry juice. :/

Girlafraid13

309 Posts

Was supposed to go to the gym this morning and I remembered there was Chinese food in my fridge. Chinese > gym