No She/he Did Not!!!

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New fun thread. Please finish the sentence:

NO she/he did not:

Mine:

NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf

Specializes in Psych, M/S, Ortho, Float..

She did not stand on a man's foley while transfering him from the bed to a wheel chair!!! Oh yes I did!! Foley came out with 30cc ballon intact! Extended his stay with us for 3 days, poor guy. He did go home, but I couldn't face him for the rest of his stay.

J

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She did not stand on a man's foley while transfering him from the bed to a wheel chair!!! Oh yes I did!! Foley came out with 30cc ballon intact! Extended his stay with us for 3 days, poor guy. He did go home, but I couldn't face him for the rest of his stay.

J

OUCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Specializes in OR, Hospice.

She did not exclaim, "WOW, its warm!".....referring to the blood in the tube, when performing her first venipuncture. :uhoh3:

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She did not stand on a man's foley while transfering him from the bed to a wheel chair!!! Oh yes I did!! Foley came out with 30cc ballon intact! Extended his stay with us for 3 days, poor guy. He did go home, but I couldn't face him for the rest of his stay.

J

Maybe I should feel really bad for the client in question, but I can't because I feel so bad for you!! I would have been horrified :chair: That would be enough to make any new student quit I would think! Good job for hangin in there and not letting that get to you!!!! :p

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No he (the) nurse did not give an insulin shot through the pt's gown!!!!

No he did not ignore me after telling my pt' temp was 102!

No he did not ignore me after telling him my pt just suffered a partial seizure!!!

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bump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Specializes in LDRP.

no she did not: hide in the patients closet to complete her paperwork for clinical!

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No she did not stock the L&D/med fridge full of soda pop....:uhoh3:

No she did not turn the corner 100/mph and run SMACK DAB boob-to-boob into an OB Dr. running 150/mph trying to get to patients room to deliver a baby....

yeah.... both of those are me!!!

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Specializes in acute care.

It would be wonderful if you guys kept the thread going.

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No, my charge nurse did not just question how I knew the patient had an irregular heartbeat without using telemetry?? (It's called a stethoscope, use it!)

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oh no she didn't just tell a dying pt at least you have your health

different student (300+ lbs)

oh no she didn't just do a bootey dance in a pts room

oh no that sitter who is at least 100 lbs more than me didn't just poke my stomach and ask are you pregnant!!

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THis is too cute!!

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