No She/he Did Not!!!

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New fun thread. Please finish the sentence:

NO she/he did not:

Mine:

NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf

OMG! This may be the funniest thread I have ever read :) Please keep 'em coming!

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Specializes in Home Health, Case Management, OR.

No she (being me) did not just ask a pt who had just gotten his leg amputated where his other shoe was.....oops, my bad.

Ah, my first job as a CNA....will never forget that one! :trout:

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Specializes in Med/Surg, Tele, IM, OB/GYN, neuro, GI.

Oh no she did not just ask the patient when his last bowel movement was after she got finished changing his colostomy bag.

Oh no she did not just walk her patient up and down the floor three times with the gown untied in the back.

Oh no she did not just ask the patient how was dinner while looking at the sign above the bed that said NPO.

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no she did not: schizophrenic pt on psyche ward says he can walk on water: nursing student pours a glass of water on floor and told him to go ahead

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Specializes in ICU, SDU, OR, RR, Ortho, Hospice RN.

No he did not walk on the water with an electrical appliance and DROP it. OUCH sizzle sizzle sizzle.

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No, she did not use denture powder instead of talc for the folds on a patients tummy. Poor patient realized what she was doing but didn't say a word because she figured the student would just scrub it off. Later she told the nurse. Got back to the clinical instructor really fast as she is the floor manager also.

Funny thing, I didn't see that student at pinning.....

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oh no she did NOT ... re-cap an insulin needle after sq injection and nearly stick herself! (pt was Hep C+)

oh no she did not... prep a pt's toothbrush with fixadent instead of toothpaste by accident!!!

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NO SHE DID NOT JUST TRY TO STICK THAT RECTAL THERMOMETER IN HER EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(yes. she really really did. and im so sorry but it was hillarious........ the face of that poor girl knowing she had a rectal coming straight for her ear!!!!!!!:lol2:)

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Specializes in Acute Care Psych, DNP Student.

No she did not: In class during a lecture on acid/base and acidosis/alkalosis...blurt out "I, like, did lots of acid. It'll live in my spinal cord and give me a shot when I have too much base, right? Homeostasis...right? Oh, and hopefully not when I'm working as a nurse, though. Like, that would be wild."

The professor just stared at her and smiled, nervously.

???!!! TMI

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No she (being me) did not just ask a pt who had just gotten his leg amputated where his other shoe was.....oops, my bad.

Ah, my first job as a CNA....will never forget that one! :trout:

You could of told him "if you find it stick it in my mouth"

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Oh no she didn't just attempt to give my NPO patient a glass of ginger ale.

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Specializes in Trauma, MICU.
oh no she did not just ask the patient when his last bowel movement was after she got finished changing his colostomy bag.

omg - i have soooo done this!!! :lol2: or worse yet...tell my nurse that the pt hasn't voided in the past 8 hours when they have a foley in!!! duh!!! and feel doubly dumb when the nurse says, "um...doesn't the pt have a catheter in???" :trout:

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