Published May 8, 2008
lpnstudentin2010, LPN
1,318 Posts
As patients we sometimes misunderstand terms that you guys as medical profesionals use. I am sure there are some funny stories of these misunderstandings.
My story. A few months ago I was having an MRI because I had not been hungery for a few months and had been getting sick. My specialist wanted to make sure it was not a tumor since I have Neurofibromatosis. I stopped by to say hi to her NP before it and she happened to come in. At this point I was wearing a patch over my eye because I could not wear my prosthetic eye for a little while.
She turns to me, "Oh no you have that metal in your head don't you?" and I said yes. She realized since she had had an MRI just 3 days prior that might be a problem. She paged my plastic surgeon who calls her back. He says it is ok and then aparently asks why I need it, because she states, "Oh, she has anorexia and vomiting"
I FREAKED!!!!!!! I did not know what to say. I did not realize that anorexia is a medical term for not eating and anorexia nervosa is the eating disorder. I have known this doc for 12 years and was (until I understood the misunderstanding) upset that she thought I would do that to myself.
I said nothing to her but came home and told my mom (who used to be a nurse). She informed me of the misunderstanding. Man was I embarrassed that I had gotten upset.
What are your stories of patients misunderstanding terms that had been used.
Hospice Nurse LPN, BSN, RN
1,472 Posts
I have a dear friend whose dad had lung CA. He was getting worse and one day Bruce called to tell me that his dad was terminal and the doc had called in the "hostile people" What he meant was the "hospice people"!
EmmaG, RN
2,999 Posts
As patients we sometimes misunderstand terms that you guys as medical profesionals use. I am sure there are some funny stories of these misunderstandings.My story. A few months ago I was having an MRI because I had not been hungery for a few months and had been getting sick. My specialist wanted to make sure it was not a tumor since I have Neurofibromatosis. I stopped by to say hi to her NP before it and she happened to come in. At this point I was wearing a patch over my eye because I could not wear my prosthetic eye for a little while.She turns to me, "Oh no you have that metal in your head don't you?" and I said yes. She realized since she had had an MRI just 3 days prior that might be a problem. She paged my plastic surgeon who calls her back. He says it is ok and then aparently asks why I need it, because she states, "Oh, she has anorexia and vomiting" I FREAKED!!!!!!! I did not know what to say. I did not realize that anorexia is a medical term for not eating and anorexia nervosa is the eating disorder. I have known this doc for 12 years and was (until I understood the misunderstanding) upset that she thought I would do that to myself.I said nothing to her but came home and told my mom (who used to be a nurse). She informed me of the misunderstanding. Man was I embarrassed that I had gotten upset.What are your stories of patients misunderstanding terms that had been used.
elkpark
14,633 Posts
I used to work on a psychiatric consultation-liaison team in a large teaching hospital. For reasons that were never explained to me, this particular hospital did not refer to us as the psych consultation-liaison team (or service), like every other hospital in the world, but called us the Behavior Assessment Team. We were referred to (affectionately) throughout the medical center as "the BAT nurses." It was v. common that, when a consult had been ordered, the staff nurse would tell the patient to stay in the room and not go anywhere, "because the BAT nurse is coming to see you."
Well, since the term "BAT nurse" meant absolutely nothing to any of the patients, they typically interpreted what the nurse had said as, "the bad nurse is coming." It was v. common that we would arrive, review the chart out at the desk, and then go into the patient's room to introduce ourselves -- and find the patient lying in the bed, trembling in fear, terrified of what "the BAD NURSE" was going to do to her/him when she arrived!! :chuckle
kakamegamama
1,030 Posts
I had a relative who spoke about her epesioshgesti after the birth of her first child. I kept asking her "what?" and she kept saying epesioshgesti. I FINALLY figured it out after she explained the procedure the doc had done! I decided that she hadn't heard the term too clearly when the doc had told her what he was doing.
Laughs-a-lot, RN
77 Posts
I had a pt that just came up from the ED with abd pain, they were thinking gall bladder. So the house doc went in to see her, it was about 4 am, and he probably explained the possibility of surgery, depending on what the test results were. I wasn't in the room at this time. When he came out to the nurses staton, he handed me the chart, I said thanks. Not much more went on. I went in the pt room explained to her that she was going to have some x-rays taken, and NPO, and that we were going to start her on some IV antbx, and hang some IVF with KCl and which is common, etc...and that as soon as pharmacy had everything prepared that I will bring it in, and use the call light if you need anything meantime. So 20 mins later, she calls me in there and she's furious and yelling at me about how I'm too lazy to walk my *** downstairs and get her IVF and that something that important should be kept on stock here on the floor, and that she is goig to surgery anytime now, and nothing is ready. I'm like WHAT??? I said who told you were going to have surgery.? She's like well the doctor told me I've got about 2 hrs to try to get some sleep. I said well that's because radiology starts doing x-rays at 7AM, and reassured her that the dr said nothing to me about surg at this point, and there were nothing in his progress notes and we would see what the tests showed first and then go from there. I did ot mention that If pharm were a little quickerI would be more that willing to march down there and get her IVF, and Yes let's pre-mixed bags of potassium on the floor, better yet, let's keep vials of K in the fridge next to the insulin and we can quickly prepare the fluids ourselves so that you don't have to wait. Instead I just smiled and left the room with the warm reminder of "If you need anything, please don't hesitate to use the call light."
jessiern, BSN, RN
611 Posts
We are no longer allowed to document or use the term "SOB", shortness of breath because I nurse told a doctor the patient had SOB, patient overheard. Patient heard nurse telling doctor he was an SOB.
nrsang97, BSN, RN
2,602 Posts
I posted the comment from a phone repair man at work in another theread. He saw my computer charting progress notes, that the pt was SOB with exertion. He thought I was calling pt a SOB. I had to explain the terminology to him.
Also I have had a pt father call and ask "Is she still on the breathilizer?" I had told him that the pt was extubated and not on the ventilator at this time. I had to try hard not to laugh at that one.
pugluvr310
42 Posts
My mom told me this story, and I wanted to share. When her hospital went to computer charting they had their set computers that were on desks and they also had mobile laptop type computers that they could roll into patient's rooms for admissions and such. Since they were "computers on wheels" they were calling them "COWs". Until one nurse asked another "where the COW was?" and the nurse answered "room xxx has the COW" well the patient in room xxx overheard that, and didn't really apperciate being called a cow. Needless to say they now call the computers "WOWs" (workstations on wheels) to avoid anymore confusion.
nelcoy4
103 Posts
I had a patient tell me about one of the nurses that took care of him. He was saying positive things about her and when I asked her name he said a name of somebody that doesn't work on the floor. I had him describe her because maybe he got her name wrong. Then it dawned on me that she was a pool nurse. I said that to him. He looked at me like I was crazy. I had to explain what a pool nurse is.
I know this is not a medical term, but the patient looked so confused.
I also get the confused look if I say a med is a prn.
Once I had a patient tell me they wanted some "stat" (it wasn't anything medical needed). I told the patient they have been watching too much ER.
miko014
672 Posts
Hey JustaPatient, never be afraid to ask questions!!! If you don't fully understand something (or if you misunderstand something), you have every right to ask, and I'm sure that NP would have said, "Oh, sorry!" and explained it to you!!! *All* patients need to ask questions!!!!!!!! Sometimes we forget that we need to simplfy, or we use medical terms/abbreviations without realizing it!!!! Just say, "wait, what?", and we'll be glad to 'splain it to you!
AngelfireRN, MSN, RN, APRN
2 Articles; 1,291 Posts
At the hospital where I used to work, dietary would put a card with the diet type on the tray. One day, we had a 14 year old with stomach issues, and dinner had just been served. The call light went on, I went in to see what was up. The patient was in tears, Mom was fit to be tied, and wanted to know WHO thought her precious baby was a brat.
Took some digging to get through the hysteria, but finally determined that the kid was on a BRAT diet, and that the card had just said "BRAT".
Once I explained it, all was well, but you can bet dietary stopped writing that on those little cards.