MD Quote of the Week

[blondy2061h, MSN, RN]

Doctor: "Well, she must be bleeding somewhere! Is she bleeding somewhere?"

Me: "She has gross hematuria."

Doctor: "No, no, no, I mean, is she bleeding anywhere. Like a GI bleed, or a brain bleed?"

Well, Doctor, let me get out my CT scan glasses and find a radiologist to go kidnap. So sorry for misunderstanding your question.

[classicdame, MSN, EdD]

from cardiologist: "I don't know anything about insulin. I just work on the heart".

[thinkertdm]

from office nurse: "How do you spell lisinopril?"

[casi, ASN, RN]

Doctor on the phone with a nurse on another floor who is calling about a patient with chest pain. Patient tells the nurse to hold on and turns to one of my floor nurses "So if you had a patient with chest pain and a low BP what would you give them?"

[NotFlo]

Call from MD to nurse at SNF:

Hey! I'm just sitting here trying to fill out this guy's death certificate. What was the cause of death on this one anyway?

[tyvin, BSN, RN]

I don't get it; docs depend on us for information and suggestions. What's wrong with it? I just don't get why this post is trying to make docs look dumb.

In all the posts on this thread, the docs were asking a nurse for information that the nurse (IMO) should have been able to provide. We must be able to get along with each other. Having suggestion and solutions available is part of the relationship that we share IMO. Many times we are the eyes and ears for the docs; if they trust a nurse enough to want an opinion about what's best for a patient............how is that wrong?

I realize there are some real A holes out there but the same applies to nursing. We shouldn't let a few ruin the delicate, vital relationship that we share with each other.

[TickyRN]

seen in MD's notes, on a male pt.

" He has had a hysterectomy"

[Ruby Vee, BSN]

i don't get it; docs depend on us for information and suggestions. what's wrong with it? i just don't get why this post is trying to make docs look dumb.

in all the posts on this thread, the docs were asking a nurse for information that the nurse (imo) should have been able to provide. we must be able to get along with each other. having suggestion and solutions available is part of the relationship that we share imo. many times we are the eyes and ears for the docs; if they trust a nurse enough to want an opinion about what's best for a patient............how is that wrong?

i realize there are some real a holes out there but the same applies to nursing. we shouldn't let a few ruin the delicate, vital relationship that we share with each other.

lighten up -- i think it's supposed to be a humor thread.

my quote of the week: "sure, i'll order whatever you want. but you have to show me how to work this thing." (computer order entry.) or, "you mean *i* have to fill out the death certificate? i've never done that before." (attending that was an intern where/when i started nursing 34 years ago.)

[cabanaboy]

//lighten up -- i think it's supposed to be a humor thread.//

that's fine as long as you have the same attitude when you overhear some docs discussing the "rn quote of the day".

[OutlawNurse86, BSN, RN]

Dr where I work-- Do what you gotta do, but don't get caught.

[talaxandra]

that's fine as long as you have the same attitude when you overhear some docs discussing the "rn quote of the day".

in some cases i'd chime in with my own examples. fortunately, most of the staff i work with don't read criticism of or joking about one person or incident as a damning indictment of the whole group. so, in the same way that i can respect the majority of physicians and nurses i work with while still thinking some are idiots (or just have a momentary lapse in cognition), i can tell a 'stupid nurse/stupid doctor/stupid ah' story without it ruining our delicate relationship.

[barbyann]

Doc to me (after a heated discussion) "What charm school did you go to? Cause I certainly wouldn't want to send my daughter there." Yes, really happened!