Lotus births.

Dixen81 · Oct 10, 2003

Y'all crack me up!:chuckle

imenid37 · Oct 10, 2003

How about bracelets alernating foreskins and cords? Call them circles of life. AHHHH!

caffine addict · Oct 10, 2003

I don't know what else to say!!!!!

moonchild20002000 · Oct 10, 2003

YES!!!!!!

caffine addict · Oct 10, 2003

If you link them together just right, and make them long enough, you could hang them on the X-Mass tree like garland with the shrunkin tree ornaments.

And we could string the mucus plugs like popcorn:D

imenid37 · Oct 10, 2003

Then they could be collectively known as the Garland of Life and for pets why we could even string snausages or whisker lickin' cat treats in the mix! The beautiful Christmas treat that's yummy and fun for all to eat. (okay now I am quite sick!). Somehow the lovely red velvet bag goes along w/ the christmas theme you know, too. Doesn't it? Laughter at the expense of crackpots, the best kind of all. My goodness, how about a recipe to stuff the Christmas turkey w/ the placenta? I am sure some nutty person has done this!

caffine addict · Oct 10, 2003

garland of life

snausages

christmas trees

red velvet bags

placenta stuffing

WHAT A TRAIN OF THOUGHT:D

IT WILL BE HARD TO TOP THAT!!!!!

sOUNDS LIKE A REN AND STIMPY CARTOON:D

LuvsOB · Oct 10, 2003

We had great fun with this topic at work last night. Whats next, saving meconium plugs?

dawngloves, BSN, RN · Oct 10, 2003

I bet you could make some money off those necklaces! I am serious! Laugh your way to the bank!

An I do believe some cultures do save foreskins and I don't mean on thier member!

mother/babyRN, RN · Oct 10, 2003

I bet if we collected enough vernix people like Jaylo would pay thousands of dollars for a thousandth of an ounce...Not to mention the "liquid gold" properties of good ole colostrum...How about bottled amniotic fluid???????

NICU_Nurse, BSN, RN · Oct 10, 2003

Looks like someone's already thought of it...makes a great stocking stuffer!

NICU_Nurse, BSN, RN · Oct 10, 2003

From: http://www.urantia.org/papers/paper88.html

"The umbilical cord was a highly prized fetish; even today it is so regarded in Africa. Mankind's first toy was a preserved umbilical cord. Set with pearls, as was often done, it was man's first necklace."

See? PEARLS. THAT'S where we're going wrong. Forget the whole Earth-mother stereotype- these babies are marketable to the pageboy-and-pearls set. We're going to make a fortune.