Lotus births.

caffine addict · Oct 10, 2003

Originally posted by NICU_Nurse
I can see it now:

(Charming hostess places a santa-shaped tray of assorted cookies on the table in front of ooh-ing guests.)

Neighbor: Wow, Charlene, those look FAB!

(reaches for cookie)

Neighbor: Oatmeal-raisin! My faves. How'd you know?

(winks at her lasciviously as he takes a mouthful)

Charlene: Oh, Bob, you're too MUCH! But that's not a RAISIN...

THATS IT!!!!!

Thats exactilly what I was imagining:D

moonchild20002000 · Oct 10, 2003

WOW

Do you think there is a place for dried MUCUS PLUGS!!!!

Should we put them on the shelf next to the placentas?????

Or mayby we could have itty bitty mucus plug bags...what color do you think goes with a plug???????

caffine addict · Oct 10, 2003

We could make a neckless!!

Like a string of perls:D

moonchild20002000 · Oct 10, 2003

COOL IDEA!!!!

What an alternative to the "mother" necklaces we usually see....ya know with the birthstones.......

WOW Caffiene,we could start a trend!!!!!!

caffine addict · Oct 10, 2003

Yeah,

Like those little breaclets they used to put on the babies with little beads with the letters of their name on them!!!

moonchild20002000 · Oct 10, 2003

Gee.... I bet we could string them on........

UMBILICAL CORDS!!!!!!!!!!!

caffine addict · Oct 10, 2003

YES !!!

THATS IT!!!!

moonchild20002000 · Oct 10, 2003

HMMM...

Gotta come up with a little card to enclose with the beads..............

caffine addict · Oct 10, 2003

A little card?

Oh I thought you said a little cord:D

I'll have to think about that one.

Going back to placentas, if you hang them out to dry for a while, will they look like shrunkin heads?

We could decorate them for the hollidays:D

moonchild20002000 · Oct 10, 2003

Oh you are just TOO creative........

Should we tie bows on our placentas.....

Hang them on our trees?

mother/babyRN, RN · Oct 10, 2003

Well, just when I think I have seen or heard it all, this does it for me...I am PRAYING this in NO way EVER is part of a birth plan I pretend to want to be a part of......

mother/babyRN, RN · Oct 10, 2003

We should probably save foreskins too.....