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I am thinking #1 Anemia or #2 Polycythemia. What's to prevent that?

Specializes in LTC,Hospice/palliative care,acute care.
:eek: Them folks will eat anything...but I guess in a country so over-populated they have to....
Specializes in Case Mgmt; Mat/Child, Critical Care.

OMG...This whole thread is too much!!! I have been laughing non-stop, from the granola crunchers to the placenta eaters! Hey, maybe I have an "in" for a part-time job...roadside placenta stand? Nah, just don't think it'll go over that well here!!

ROFLMAO :) :)

It's hard to tell from those pictures but it doesn't even look like they clamped the cord, just left it as it was. Is there a reason that isn't a risk for infection or is she just lucky none of her babies have developed sepsis?

Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

maybe i am in the wrong business...

selling placentas may just be lucrative after all.

bwah

rotfl

course after reading this, i feel like that pumpkinhead in my avatar...

bleeeeeeeeeeech.

:roll :roll (pounding fist on desk) OMG!!! YOU GUYS!!!!

I didn't think I would get so many laughs off of this! I was appaled more than anything about adverse ramification that this would have on a neonate!

Louis Vutton!!!! *SNORT* Oh man!

ON MY GROSSNESS = how disgusiting - That place, Yarra Glen, is not even 10 minutes from my parents house - ewwwwwww

The next time i visit them I'll be looking at every kid, 6 and under wondering - hmm - was that you? hahhahahah

Or maybe not...

Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

heheeh we are so sick.

I can't believe she tried to say that an infant fights having his or her cord cut...and that her oldest remembers having her cord cut...like really...are you kidding me? And her cat...meaty smell...unbelieveable.

Amanda :)

OK you dared me!!!!

I don't know how I'm feeling at this minute!!:confused:

I think I'm in shock:eek:

I thought that "what was the weirdest thing you've ever eaten thread" was funny and discusting. :rolleyes:

I need to think about this one for a few

Ok, Ok

I GOT IT !!!!!!

Placenta Pot Pie

Ues it as a substitute for dates in all your X-Mass baking

placenta jerky?

the new pressure relief cushion/waist restraint for wheel chairs

for breast enhancement. Safer than artificial implants.

Portable, fits in a back pack, bungi jumpers special only $29.95

to reach things dropped behind the workbench

New web shooter cartrage for spidermans next movie

to replace the need to use a leash for your children (more natural and socially acceptable)

This is getting a little far fetched, I think I should go to bed:D

A dingo ate my baby's placenta. :chuckle

Specializes in ICU.
Originally posted by dawngloves

A dingo ate my baby's placenta. :chuckle

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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