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The unit ran out of red Jello. The Nurse Manager knows it's my favorite flavor. :sneaky:

Specializes in Pediatrics, Emergency, Trauma.
Oh I remember and love that thread well!

I went back to that epic thread...had to add a few more likes to it!!

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Emergency, Trauma.
hi i need 2 interview a nurse abt red jello 4 a school project here is a list of ?s can u pm me plz thx

1. What is the benefit of red jello over green jello? 2. Do you think red jello is going to be phased out in favor of green jello? Why or why not? 3. Do you see the benefit in red-green jello bridge programs? What about direct red to orange?

4. How do you think jello colors affect patient outcomes?

5. How will statistics and humanities benefit a jello career?

Since most of us are anonymous here, you won't know who has the red jello; try LinkedIn to see who has the red jello. :roflmao:

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Specializes in Cardiac, ER.

This is why I keep coming back to Allnurses! The vast amount of information! Who needs Medscape or Epocrates when you have Allnurses!! I knew it! I just knew it,...I knew when I noticed that my current employer doesn't do things the way I was taught in school or the way my last employer did things, that they were doing EVERYTHING WRONG!! I just knew it!! You won't believe this,....but my department,...get this,....offers NO JELLO!! None,..not red or green or orange,...NONE! I became suspicious the first week I was there,...too many strange things, things I had never seen before! You all have verified my concerns!! OMG,...am I going to lose my license over this? I'm a mandated reporter right? Who should I call,...I may lose my job,.....and get this,....we don't even keep soda or doritos, or even pudding!!! Nope, none of that,...the only thing they offer my sick patients,....turkey sandwiches, chips and a fruit cup!!! I knew they were violating CMH, OSHA and HIPAA!!! Should I just quit now and leave the state? Thank you all so much for this knowledge!!

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Specializes in ED, Medicine, Case Management.
Since most of us are anonymous here, you won't know who has the red jello; try LinkedIn to see who has the red jello. :roflmao:

thanks i dont have linkdin and cant find en1 who has it. i hope u treat ur jello better. ur clearly bitter and hv a terrible bedside maner. i hope u find peice god bless u.

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I read locating as lactating and spit Pepsi on my phone. Can you imagine someone lactating jello? We would have to monitor the babies for jello overdose!

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Specializes in hospice.

[/i]Oh.Em.Gee.

We have done lost it, ladies and murses. Every time I think this thread is dying out, along comes something like the State Board of Jello. :speechless:

And the hospital jello mold committee....that had me giggling. And I'm the recently de-throned best answerer on this thread, so I know what's funny!

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I read locating as lactating and spit Pepsi on my phone. Can you imagine someone lactating jello? We would have to monitor the babies for jello overdose!

You win. I officially died reading a post!!!

Too danged funny.

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Specializes in Med/Surg, Ortho, ASC.
This brings up important questions:

Is it appropriate to allow ADN nurses to distribute red jello, or should that privilege be reserved for the better educated BSNs? Overuse of red jello indicates poor use of critical thinking skills.

Should we require a certain score on the TEAS before permitting a nurse to pass red jello?

If your preceptor will not allow you to pass the red jello, it because nurses eat their young? And also that they are jealous of the younger and more beautiful new nurses.

Male nurses are more skilled at jello passing, and thus , can get jobs and be promoted at jello passing much quicker. One of my male friends is already in management over the jello fruitcup department and he just graduated two years ago. Everyone says that it is because male nurses cause less drama.

Is it true that Magnet hospitals will require at least 80% of all jello served to be red?

Shouldn't we ban red jello and place it in Hazmat suits because Ebola might be hidden in it?

Really I need all these answers IMMEDIATELY!!! I have class tomorrow morning.

63, yes SIXTY-THREE 'likes' on this post! I've never seen anything near that number!

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Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.

I keep thinking about this thread and I cannot get red Jell-O off my brain.

I've been brain-washed and have a Jell-O head.

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You know, I am really tired of threads like this. People come here for help and you people just perpetuate the idea that all nurses eat their jello.

I do not like to deal with jello. It is gross. Gross I say. Just gross. But wait, will I have to actually DEAL with jello to be a nurse? Because my total dreammmmmm is to be a CRNA. And then I will only have to deal with frozen dessert treats so my cousin's second wife's best friend's husband's brother in law told me. And he should know, cause he is a MA in a doctor's office--which is a nurse, right? ;)

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Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.

Dealing with Jell-O is as important and basic as dealing with ADL's. Nurses cannot expect to delegate all of the dirty jobs to CNA's. They too must be willing to get Jell-O of all colors splattered on their uniforms.

As for the MA calling himself a nurse..... He can only do that after he's stayed at a Holiday Inn Express 10 times in the last 6 months and ordered Jell-O using room service. (Finding a Holiday Inn Express that has room service is going to be next to impossible, so this requirement should protect the erroneous use of the "Nurse" title).

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Specializes in Gerontology.

I don't like giving Jello. But I want to work on a unit that gives a lot of Jello. If I get a job there do you think the other nurses will mind giving all my Jello for me? After all, it will only take them a few minutes.

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