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The unit ran out of red Jello. The Nurse Manager knows it's my favorite flavor.
The jello scrubs need to be made of the gooey lab produced gel used in gummy worms, so as to get the true essence of red jello. There is far more to red jello than just taste you know, tactile sensations are just as important!! And all the fomites will stick to it, so you will be cleaning the environment at the same time!!
Look, please don't judge me because I know it's dumb, but I ate some green jello the night before my interview at a hospital that only accepts red jello. I just had so much anxiety. Now, they want to test me for green, blue, orange, and purple jello. I did eat some purple like over 30 days ago so they shouldn't see that but what do I do about the green? Will I lose my license for eating green and purple jello? What if I ate blue a year ago? I just know I'm going to be a good nurse and I don't think this should hold me back.
How hard is it to get into nursing school with a previous history of Jelly (jello) addiction? I did lines of crystals throughout highschool and lived on the sugar high. I think I'll be able to administer jelly to my patients but probably not the green. Can I nurse initiate all my future patients to sugar free jelly?
Look, please don't judge me because I know it's dumb, but I ate some green jello the night before my interview at a hospital that only accepts red jello. I just had so much anxiety. Now, they want to test me for green, blue, orange, and purple jello. I did eat some purple like over 30 days ago so they shouldn't see that but what do I do about the green? Will I lose my license for eating green and purple jello? What if I ate blue a year ago? I just know I'm going to be a good nurse and I don't think this should hold me back.
You can get a kit to test for jello consumption at like Walgreens or CVS. Be sure to drink plenty of water so you flush out the jello, unless you just ate the jello powder, in which case water will not be your friend.
RNsRWe, ASN, RN
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Ok, so NOW you're dissing cafeteria workers, huh? Don't you know they are professionals too? Don't you realize how elitist you sound? What makes you any better than the person who makes the aforementioned Jello?