Is This Bullying?

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The unit ran out of red Jello. The Nurse Manager knows it's my favorite flavor. :sneaky:

Specializes in Complex pedi to LTC/SA & now a manager.
You obviously didn't attend a jello accredited school. You were warned here on AN about this.

But guys, hey guys, I was able to test and get licensed by the jello board!!! Itsssss myyyy ddddrrrreeeeaaammmm. Hlp plzzzzz ppl.

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Specializes in MICU, SICU, CICU.
Probably snorts it in its dry form; you can get away with this for so longs, but if you're using green jello, you won't be able to hide it for long.

But I have medical jello card so they can't do anything about it, right?

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Specializes in Maternity.
But guys, hey guys, I was able to test and get licensed by the jello board!!! Itsssss myyyy ddddrrrreeeeaaammmm. Hlp plzzzzz ppl.

We phased out green jello with the ADN's. The hospital feels that true professionals are the red jello BSN's. You probably need to rethink your dream...or go back to school and pray they let you in...

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Sorry but you are missing the point. Red jello is in no way bullying, red jello is the accepted protocol and as such is often out of stock in central supply. Just do what every other floor does and go steal it from another unit. That way you not only get your preferred jello but if you are lucky some other crusty old bat, or maybe even a terrified new grad will feel persecuted instead of you! Now if you had concerns about orange jello...well that's definitely bullying!

Quit talking about my friend Orangejello! He and his twin brother Lemonjello have been singled out so many times because of their names that they've had to go into hiding. Some people don't believe they exist, but I know they do because my brother's wife's uncle's cousin knew someone who was a nurse that posted it on the Internet. Redjello was the adopted sister.

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Specializes in Maternity.
A patient complained to press gainey when we ran out of red jello. Now we have 30 cases of red jello from Desert Storm in our locker room and we have to assess jello consumption and effectiveness every two hours.

Oh my...I doubt that even with that high of jello acuity, they will call in help. Don't count on any kind of break...you know the DON won't work the floor. No overtime either.

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Specializes in L&D, Women's Health.
Probably snorts it in its dry form; you can get away with this for so longs, but if you're using green jello, you won't be able to hide it for long.

I'm not so sure about this. I think if one snorts green jello and some dribbles out, he will probably be handed a tissue. However, if red jello drips out, he'll probably be tackled, thrown in isolation for 21 days, and endure all sorts of tests.

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Specializes in NICU, Trauma, Oncology.

I know this prob isn't the right place to post this, but what is up with posters that use the most generic topics in their title. "Nursing Students" or "(insert specialty) Nurses" for the love of all things holy give the reader an inkling of what you want to know in your post title

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Specializes in MICU, SICU, CICU.

I forgot to mention that felony conviction when i applied for my jello license.

This is gelatin discrimination and I refuse to pay that greedy board of nursing a fine because I was just a kid you know.

So I told them to pound jello. Big deal I'm moving to Colorado.

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Specializes in Maternity.

Is posting a picture of me and the red jello a HiPPA violation? It shouldn't be because the jello friended me on Facebook and I'm not the nurse anymore.

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Specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.
Are you sure you failed? Maybe the PVT doesn't really work!!

Then can I sue for emotional abuse?

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Specializes in Maternity.
Then can I sue for emotional abuse?

What does your jello union say??

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Specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.
I have tried to make red jello 765 times and failed! But I really WANT to make red jello!!!! Please tell me I am not a failure ?

Obviously you failed because G-d is angry at you because you didn't pray enough and didn't forward enough religious Facebook memes saying, "if you really love Jesus, post this to your wall - only 10 % of your friends will repost."

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