As hubs and I were driving through heavy traffic today, another car appears out of nowhere, weaves back and forth across the lanes, cuts off other drivers, and--after all that trouble-- winds up at the next stop light in front of us, Mr. & Mrs. SloBee.
Hubs says, "Looks like somebody forgot to take his smart pill today."
So if you could fix one thing about another person with a pill, what kind would you give, to whom, and why?
Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.
I voted for the smart pill given that as of late I seem to get the unpleasant task of dealing with a hopelessly stupid co-worker for retraining.....but I k now a few people out side of work that I would love to give that one to. And for good measure, throw a valium salt lick in the ED with Zoloft in the drinking water...keep everyone on an even keel. But I would like some of those "I am not the only patient" pills......The community that I care for in the small military hospital that I work for, I think they should make them mandatory for them all to take one a day......lol lol lol :roll
How about a pill for when someone is "non-compliant."
Oh, I see Mr. X, you have been non-compliant with taking your Asthma medicine and you continue to smoke....well, take this NON-COMPLIANT PILL now please and then............immediately he starts acting right!!!
I would like a pill that will help with those new questions that they are starting this april for NCLEX RN...those hot-spot questions, the multiple-multiple, and the fill in the blank...hehehehe....they are really loving it, huh?
I bet there's alot of SN's out there who would love this pill...hahaha
How about a self awareness pill- one that makes everyone see themselves as they really are? We could improve on ourselves and find ways to stop accidently hurting others.
:)
AllieElizAbeth
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honest pill. I am a cashier. our employees and customer both steal if don't watch them. My boss knows he is stealing. Double stress!!