If you could invent a pill to fix people, what kind would it be?

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  1. What kind of pill would you give to fix someone's problem?

    • 69
      Smart Pill
    • 45
      Happy Pill
    • 66
      Peace Pill
    • 7
      Sexy Pill
    • 28
      Honest Pill
    • 48
      Other--let your imagination run wild

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As hubs and I were driving through heavy traffic today, another car appears out of nowhere, weaves back and forth across the lanes, cuts off other drivers, and--after all that trouble-- winds up at the next stop light in front of us, Mr. & Mrs. SloBee.

Hubs says, "Looks like somebody forgot to take his smart pill today."

So if you could fix one thing about another person with a pill, what kind would you give, to whom, and why? :D

honest pill. I am a cashier. our employees and customer both steal if don't watch them. My boss knows he is stealing. Double stress!!

Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

I voted for the smart pill given that as of late I seem to get the unpleasant task of dealing with a hopelessly stupid co-worker for retraining.....but I k now a few people out side of work that I would love to give that one to. And for good measure, throw a valium salt lick in the ED with Zoloft in the drinking water...keep everyone on an even keel. But I would like some of those "I am not the only patient" pills......The community that I care for in the small military hospital that I work for, I think they should make them mandatory for them all to take one a day......lol lol lol :roll

Christie

Does it have to be a pill ?

Have you ever tried to give a pill or shot to an out of controll dementia patient?

My vote is for Psychotropic Trans Dermals:D

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

I vote for a "common sense" suppository, 1 PR QD prn!

Specializes in RN Spanish Translator.

How about a pill for when someone is "non-compliant."

Oh, I see Mr. X, you have been non-compliant with taking your Asthma medicine and you continue to smoke....well, take this NON-COMPLIANT PILL now please and then............immediately he starts acting right!!! :eek:

how about a pill for uncaring rude people. i seem to be surounded by these folks.:stone

Specializes in Med-surg; OB/Well baby; pulmonology; RTS.

i have too many ideas for pills...take me forever to list them all! :coollook: :)

a better bank balance pill

Specializes in Case Management, Home Health, UM.

A "Get Your Act Together" pill for managers....

I would like a pill that will help with those new questions that they are starting this april for NCLEX RN...those hot-spot questions, the multiple-multiple, and the fill in the blank...hehehehe....they are really loving it, huh?

I bet there's alot of SN's out there who would love this pill...hahaha

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it would have to be a all purpose pill............keeps you happy, awake, smart, and on and on..............lol

How about a self awareness pill- one that makes everyone see themselves as they really are? We could improve on ourselves and find ways to stop accidently hurting others.

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