If you could invent a pill to fix people, what kind would it be?

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  1. What kind of pill would you give to fix someone's problem?

    • 69
      Smart Pill
    • 45
      Happy Pill
    • 66
      Peace Pill
    • 7
      Sexy Pill
    • 28
      Honest Pill
    • 48
      Other--let your imagination run wild

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As hubs and I were driving through heavy traffic today, another car appears out of nowhere, weaves back and forth across the lanes, cuts off other drivers, and--after all that trouble-- winds up at the next stop light in front of us, Mr. & Mrs. SloBee.

Hubs says, "Looks like somebody forgot to take his smart pill today."

So if you could fix one thing about another person with a pill, what kind would you give, to whom, and why? :D

Specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

A "do unto others as you would have them do unto you"..LITERALLY TAKEN pill.

This would do away with the need for the peace, happy, etc., etc. pills. It would cover all.

Just think about it. If we truly did this, it would eliminate the whining, the unhappiness, the ugliness, and all the other ails. The "pill" is there... incorporated in those words... now it's simply a matter of taking it. ;)

Specializes in Corrections, Psych, Med-Surg.

Permanent sterilization.

Specializes in ER, ICU, Corrections.

I think that we are all very tired very burned out nurses cause no one has marked sexy pill. I voted for peace pill but I was thinking in really wide terms. I was thinking of wide world peace in this kind of world that we are having today.

Definitely zoloft..in the water supply.

Originally posted by sjoe

Permanent sterilization.

How about a shrivel up and fall off pill? :D (Of course it would be selectively administered & to no one on this board.)

I vote for a smart pill!!!

In the words of the "poet" Jimmy Buffett...

"there is NO dumb A$$ vaccine"

I'm for a "morals" pill...doesn't seem to be any morals left in the world....Open mouth, put one pill in and swallow it with a full glass of water...once a day...we'll all be glad you did! :)

it would have to be the combo, peace, love, caring and understanding pill. maybe with a flower power chaser!! :D

The pill I would market is

No matter what your job everyone is important. Then I would make all the rude and arrogant people ingest it.

how about an "i am not the only patient in the ward " pill?

Specializes in ICU.
Originally posted by RNKerry

how about an "i am not the only patient in the ward " pill?

:rotfl: Good one!! Hand me some of them!

How 'bout a sustained release anger blocking capsule? I have seen 3 examples today of minor road rage.....maybe this pill could kick in and mellow some of these crazies out.......otherwise I have to opt for either peace or happy........ or maybe a high colonic.

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