If you could invent a pill to fix people, what kind would it be?

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  1. What kind of pill would you give to fix someone's problem?

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      Smart Pill
    • 45
      Happy Pill
    • 66
      Peace Pill
    • 7
      Sexy Pill
    • 28
      Honest Pill
    • 48
      Other--let your imagination run wild

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As hubs and I were driving through heavy traffic today, another car appears out of nowhere, weaves back and forth across the lanes, cuts off other drivers, and--after all that trouble-- winds up at the next stop light in front of us, Mr. & Mrs. SloBee.

Hubs says, "Looks like somebody forgot to take his smart pill today."

So if you could fix one thing about another person with a pill, what kind would you give, to whom, and why? :D

Needs a smart pill:

Man thinks downing a bottle of Vodka will make his crushing chest pain go away.

Its September and young girl has not had her period "since school let out for the summer," and yes she is sexually active. Cheif complaint: nausea, not been feeling well for a while.

Young woman had a surgical abortion one week ago, has resumed unprotected sexual activity (with the youg man who is hanging ALL OVER HER in front of her mother) and now has severe abdominal pain and PID.

Disgruntled patient (registered with name, address, etc.) with non-acute complaint decides he is not being seen fast enough and leaves the hospital threatening to come back and "blow it up."

Twenty-something decides to down a bottle of extra-strength Tylenol to "make her boyfriend sorry that he broke up with her." (I still haven't figured out that one)

Young woman in designer clothes, gold chains, and a pack of cigarettes in her purse brings her toddler in with "fever". She has not checked a temperature or given Tylenol because she "can not afford them." Does the hospital have any samples?

Patient with cheif complaint of Shortness of breath who "can't breathe" insists on going outside to have a cigarette between respiratory treatments.

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Specializes in ER, Medicine.

A Friendly Pill

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Specializes in ER, Medicine.

This is the perfect pill!!!:chuckle

Simple, you take a pill and you get what you give. So if your kind and caring, honest and compassionate youll be feeling great. On the other hand if your selfish, and less than kind you may want to change cause this pill will have you feeling less than pleasant. Of course if feeling poor after the get what you give pill you could always take the lets start over pill. All of these pills are chocolate coated with a peanut center .:)
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Specializes in Utilization Management.
Simple, you take a pill and you get what you give. So if your kind and caring, honest and compassionate youll be feeling great. On the other hand if your selfish, and less than kind you may want to change cause this pill will have you feeling less than pleasant. Of course if feeling poor after the get what you give pill you could always take the lets start over pill. All of these pills are chocolate coated with a peanut center

I LOVE this one! A What Comes Around, Goes Around :rotfl: pill, and in chocolate too!

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Specializes in OB, M/S, HH, Medical Imaging RN.

Peace of mind, Peace of body, Peace in the world........Peace it sounds like a wonderful pill to me. Thanks for the interesting poll.

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I would like a pill invented to fix people's hearts.

There is too much killing and too much child abuse in this world, and I would also like to add too much animal abuse to the list also.

So I would like a pill to fix their hearts so people would genuinely love each other and have a love and respect for life forms beneath us humans.

That would also result in world peace, but people's hearts are so hard today.

We'll never have peace until we soften our hearts. JMHO

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