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  1. nursebedlam

    Coming to PA

    Hullo out there,, Welcome to allnurses, I do hope you enjoy your time here, look forward to reading your posts.....
  2. nursebedlam

    Looking for a way to study

    Hullo out there,, Welcome to allnurses, I do hope you enjoy your time here, look forward to reading your posts.....
  3. nursebedlam

    Looking for a way to study

    Hullo out there,, Welcome to allnurses, I do hope you enjoy your time here, look forward to reading your posts.....
  4. nursebedlam

    How old are you?

    quite a few young nurses:)
  5. nursebedlam

    How old are you?

    quite a few young nurses:)
  6. nursebedlam

    Definition of a BBQ

    HOW TRUE IS THIS!!!!!!!! It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of event are put into motion: 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand. 4) The man places the meat on the grill. 5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the situation. 7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. 8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, serviettes, sauces and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 10)Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts. 11)The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!
  7. nursebedlam

    Definition of a BBQ

    HOW TRUE IS THIS!!!!!!!! It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of event are put into motion: 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand. 4) The man places the meat on the grill. 5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with the situation. 7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. 8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, serviettes, sauces and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 10)Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts. 11)The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!
  8. nursebedlam

    This is the secret to Italian/Greek coffee

    this is the secret to italian/greek coffee http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf 1. click on the link 2. put the coin in the vending machine 3. choose your drink (click on button) 4. click on the cup when it is ready 5. click on "apri" enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't forget to click on apri .
  9. nursebedlam

    This is the secret to Italian/Greek coffee

    this is the secret to italian/greek coffee http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf 1. click on the link 2. put the coin in the vending machine 3. choose your drink (click on button) 4. click on the cup when it is ready 5. click on "apri" enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't forget to click on apri .
  10. nursebedlam

    Patient attacked nurse

    patient attacked nurse december 17, 2004 [color=#888888]10:03 a man has been warned he could be sent to prison for attacking an auxiliary nurse at the norfolk and norwich university hospital, causing her to be off work for seven weeks. amanda daws suffered a badly sprained arm after being attacked by anthony dennis, of st peter's plain, great yarmouth. the 34-year-old appeared before norwich magistrates and admitted assaulting ms daws, causing her actual bodily harm, and failing to attend an earlier hearing. the court adjourned the case for pre-sentence reports. granting him conditional bail in the meantime, chairman roy church warned dennis he could be locked up. mr church said: "the facts in this matter indicate that it has to be treated seriously because the person involved was a nurse, who is a public servant to whom society owes a degree of protection. "you caused an injury which meant that this nurse has had to take time off sick." prosecutor stephen poole said ms daws was working on kimberley ward at the hospital on september 29 when she was assaulted. dennis, who was a patient on the ward, kept being disruptive, was agitated and wandering around. "he was rattling the next door patient's bed and interfering with other people's lockers," he said. another nurse took him away from the ward to the reception area, but he kept swearing and refused to be quiet. dennis was eventually taken back to his bed, but continued to misbehave. ms daws was needed to attend to some other patients, but when she returned, dennis was no longer in his bed. according to mr poole, dennis then "jumped out from behind a curtain", grabbed ms daws by the shoulder, took hold of her arm and pulled it down. when she screamed out in fright and pain, dennis let her go. as a result of the assault, ms daws had a badly sprained arm and, in a statement read out to the court, said she had been signed off work until november 18. shocking figures released last july revealed that 74 members of staff at the norfolk and norwich university hospital were assaulted by patients over the previous 12 months. the attacks took place on 68 nurses, security guards, technicians and pharmacists at the £229 million colney complex. the figure was slightly lower compared to the previous year (79 attacks), but hospital bosses have said they believed in a zero tolerance policy where violence towards staff was concerned. andrew stronach, a spokesman for the hospital, said any attacks on staff would not be tolerated. "we operate a zero tolerance policy here," he said. "violence towards staff is totally unacceptable in any way, shape or form. "staff members come here to do a job and they should not have to put up with any physical or verbal abuse. "we are pleased to see the police and court have taken action on this." across the uk, there are about 260 attacks on health workers each day. the government recently announced it was introducing conflict resolution training for frontline nhs staff which will teach workers how to spot a potentially dangerous situation and defuse it. http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/content/news/story.asp?datetime=17+dec+2004+10%3a03&tbrand=enonline&tcategory=news&category=news&brand=enonline&itemid=noed17+dec+2004+10%3a03%3a42%3a207
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    Patient attacked nurse

    patient attacked nurse december 17, 2004 [color=#888888]10:03 a man has been warned he could be sent to prison for attacking an auxiliary nurse at the norfolk and norwich university hospital, causing her to be off work for seven weeks. amanda daws suffered a badly sprained arm after being attacked by anthony dennis, of st peter's plain, great yarmouth. the 34-year-old appeared before norwich magistrates and admitted assaulting ms daws, causing her actual bodily harm, and failing to attend an earlier hearing. the court adjourned the case for pre-sentence reports. granting him conditional bail in the meantime, chairman roy church warned dennis he could be locked up. mr church said: "the facts in this matter indicate that it has to be treated seriously because the person involved was a nurse, who is a public servant to whom society owes a degree of protection. "you caused an injury which meant that this nurse has had to take time off sick." prosecutor stephen poole said ms daws was working on kimberley ward at the hospital on september 29 when she was assaulted. dennis, who was a patient on the ward, kept being disruptive, was agitated and wandering around. "he was rattling the next door patient's bed and interfering with other people's lockers," he said. another nurse took him away from the ward to the reception area, but he kept swearing and refused to be quiet. dennis was eventually taken back to his bed, but continued to misbehave. ms daws was needed to attend to some other patients, but when she returned, dennis was no longer in his bed. according to mr poole, dennis then "jumped out from behind a curtain", grabbed ms daws by the shoulder, took hold of her arm and pulled it down. when she screamed out in fright and pain, dennis let her go. as a result of the assault, ms daws had a badly sprained arm and, in a statement read out to the court, said she had been signed off work until november 18. shocking figures released last july revealed that 74 members of staff at the norfolk and norwich university hospital were assaulted by patients over the previous 12 months. the attacks took place on 68 nurses, security guards, technicians and pharmacists at the £229 million colney complex. the figure was slightly lower compared to the previous year (79 attacks), but hospital bosses have said they believed in a zero tolerance policy where violence towards staff was concerned. andrew stronach, a spokesman for the hospital, said any attacks on staff would not be tolerated. "we operate a zero tolerance policy here," he said. "violence towards staff is totally unacceptable in any way, shape or form. "staff members come here to do a job and they should not have to put up with any physical or verbal abuse. "we are pleased to see the police and court have taken action on this." across the uk, there are about 260 attacks on health workers each day. the government recently announced it was introducing conflict resolution training for frontline nhs staff which will teach workers how to spot a potentially dangerous situation and defuse it. http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/content/news/story.asp?datetime=17+dec+2004+10%3a03&tbrand=enonline&tcategory=news&category=news&brand=enonline&itemid=noed17+dec+2004+10%3a03%3a42%3a207
  12. nursebedlam

    E-mail memories 2004

    Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important emails in 2004! It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform! Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out from you that it's good for removing toilet stains. I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with a disease. I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because you said it causes cancer. I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to walk about seven blocks, because you said that someone might drug me with a perfume sample and then try to rob me. I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a high phone bill with calls to Uganda,Singapore,Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover. I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers thatare bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs. I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine. When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody - you said that someone will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. However, the police are also after me at present because you said not to pull over as they could be fake policemen trying to kidnap me. I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation of the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program. It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse. Here's to an even better informed 2005 !:)
  13. nursebedlam

    E-mail memories 2004

    Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important emails in 2004! It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform! Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out from you that it's good for removing toilet stains. I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with a disease. I smell awful, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because you said it causes cancer. I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to walk about seven blocks, because you said that someone might drug me with a perfume sample and then try to rob me. I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a high phone bill with calls to Uganda,Singapore,Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover. I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers thatare bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs. I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine. When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody - you said that someone will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. However, the police are also after me at present because you said not to pull over as they could be fake policemen trying to kidnap me. I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation of the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program. It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse. Here's to an even better informed 2005 !:)
  14. nursebedlam

    F*** Football

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    Barbie and Ken's Christmas Wishes

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    Tampons

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