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A young man at this construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workman. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. "Why don't you put your money where you mout...

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car w...

A nurse was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled...

Grandma Buys a Bumper Sticker Grandma writes: The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a "Honk if you really love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car and I'm really glad I did. What a...

Twelve Days of Kittens On the first day of Christmas, my kitten ruined for me... A batch of my special hand-print cookies. I had turned my back to grab the cookie sheet sitting on the stove. In that micro-second, Sara climbed onto the table, poked he...

When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad... IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON.......You get three...

This is a list of what all the advertising terms on products really mean... NEW - Different color from previous design. ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design. EXCLUSIVE - Imported product. UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the comp...

Hullo out there,, Welcome to allnurses, I do hope you enjoy your time here, look forward to reading your posts.....

Hullo out there,, Welcome to allnurses, I do hope you enjoy your time here, look forward to reading your posts.....

Hullo out there,, Welcome to allnurses, I do hope you enjoy your time here, look forward to reading your posts.....

quite a few young nurses:)

quite a few young nurses:)

HOW TRUE IS THIS!!!!!!!! It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of event are put into motion: 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert. 3...

HOW TRUE IS THIS!!!!!!!! It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of event are put into motion: 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert. 3...

Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important emails in 2004! It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform! Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out from you that it's good for removing toilet stain...

Thanks to all my friends who sent me such important emails in 2004! It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform! Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out from you that it's good for removing toilet stain...

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hullo, welcome to allnurses..

hullo, welcome to allnurses..

hullo, welcome to allnurses..

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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your wom...