Ideal Job!

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I'd love to know what everyone's ideal job would be:

I'd like to be either a professional bed or sofa tester. Or wine/food critic.

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So what would YOU like to be?

Specializes in School Nursing, Ambulatory Care, etc..

I have often said that I want my husband to be the dictator of a small country somewhere so I can yell at people off of balconies! (Think Eva Peron) :chuckle Either that or I want to be a Princess.

Of course, "Massage Test Dummy" sounds good too!:D

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

I'd like to be the hotel pool and/or water park critic for the Travel Channel. Then again, I'd settle for merely being the one who checks out the world's great hotels......mmmmmmmmm........!:wink2:

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Corona with lime!! Well, all righty then. I'm packin'

As far as a job. For a little while I'd like to be the one to design hospital rooms and nursing units. It's obvious that actual nurses are not consulted!

Then I'll take my brushes and canvas and go back to the beach.

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Specializes in Everything but psych!.

I'd want to be a cat. All I do all day is sleep, eat, and lick nobody's butt, but my own. (Not to mention I could actually reach it!) :p

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I want to be the person that takes all the cruises and great vacations to try them out before they are offerred to the public

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Originally posted by debbyed

Bed tester, I like that Idea..........but can I bring a friend???????

:chuckle

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I'd like to join ya too, Untamed.

When I went to Hawaii, the gorgous long haired island-boys were awesome.

I shouldn't have taken notice of them seeing as I was on my honeymoon, lol. But I'd NEVER seen such eye candy before.

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As for my dream job, I'd love to have my own funky, stylish antique and vintage home furnishings and decor shop. I'd love to go on buying trips all over the US and abroad.

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Specializes in Step down, ICU, ER, PACU, Amb. Surg.

Y'all can keep that Corona w/lime......I'll stick to the tequila or the margarita...or hows about some coconut rum and coke....YUMmmmmmm!!!!! Oh now I am sooooooooooo in need of that vacation.

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Housewife and Soccer Mom.

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Specializes in home health.

Combination fabric/yarn/rubberstamp store

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