Nurses Humor
Published Jul 14, 2003
Good_Queen_Bess
276 Posts
I'd love to know what everyone's ideal job would be:
I'd like to be either a professional bed or sofa tester. Or wine/food critic.
So what would YOU like to be?
EmeraldNYL, BSN, RN
953 Posts
Hmm, I think I'd want to be a famous actress. Of course, I still want to be a CRNA too.
debbyed
566 Posts
Bed tester, I like that Idea..........but can I bring a friend???????
live4today, RN
5,099 Posts
I want to be a shiny Black Stallion because I not only love horses, but I love the strength and power they exhibit, especially the untamed horses who dare anyone to mess with them.
debralynn
140 Posts
The ideal job for me, would be to still go to RN school; after graduation, only work maybe 3 days a week, and travel the US the other times. Of course all of this would be possible right after I won the lottery!!!!
CA-FNPtobe
7 Posts
I'd still want to go into nursing. But part time so that I could have a small organic farm. Oh and of course I'd need someone to work the land while I'm off traveling. :)
itsme
266 Posts
I would be the one the people in training for massage therepy practice on!! Hours and hours of back rubs and neck messages!! I would even do overtime on that job!
Shamrock, BSN, RN
448 Posts
Hmmm, good question - guess I'd like to be, ummm, a professional
bike rider?? Is there such a thing. Lance Armstrong watch out -
here comes Spear Legstrong. HAHA
Helori
51 Posts
I can't remeber exactly how it got started, but I was probably about 13 when I joked to my mom that the job I wanted was riding around in a limo watching tv and drinking wine coolers!
She likes to remind me of that now that I have a job where I get puked on, peed on, pooped on, bled on, and screamed at on a regular basis. Something went horribly wrong on my career path!!
MomNRN, BSN, RN
316 Posts
Professional beach sitter!
I could also test out all new types of sand chairs - as long as there was someone to bring me my drinks and fan me if I got too warm!
Originally posted by MomNRN Professional beach sitter! I could also test out all new types of sand chairs - as long as there was someone to bring me my drinks and fan me if I got too warm!
Oh yeah! Wow, can imagine writing up about each beach..............yer, like this one, nice sand, nice water, nice weather, nuff said. Short book though.
nowplayingEDRN
799 Posts
I have not decided what I want to be when I grow up......it there a problem with this????