Nurses Humor
Published Jul 14, 2003
I'd love to know what everyone's ideal job would be:
I'd like to be either a professional bed or sofa tester. Or wine/food critic.
So what would YOU like to be?
nursiemitch
10 Posts
hhhmmmmm - next in line heir to the throne might be fun!
you get all of the perks, and none of the responsibility, and LOTS of vacations!
yeeha sounds like me.........
funnygirl_rn
433 Posts
Oh boy...definitely a travel journalist which would have me travelling all over the world...and of course the food & wine testing would be included....lol!
teeituptom, BSN, RN
4,283 Posts
several things come to mind
1 being a owner of a topless dancing establishment
2 being the owner of a golf course
3 maybe just being the owner of a golf course with topless caddies, theres a thought
Old men can dream
TitaniaSidhe
190 Posts
After working full time night shift for the past 13 & 1/2 years I think I can actually say at this point in my life my ideal job would be to be a full time stay at home mom who was independantly wealthy.
salvati08
113 Posts
Hello, my ideal and (unrealistic) dream job would be a tester for professional massagers. :chuckle
CashewLPN, LPN
348 Posts
um.... I'd like to be a professional hedonist.
Ya baby.
--Barbara
hennys
7 Posts
id love to be jacuzzi tester and when i prune up i can test the saunas all over the world, all the highclass hotels.
(and get paid loads)
MandyInMS
652 Posts
hmmmm...Option 1...I love computer graphics..i sit here for hours playing with some of my software programs..my son starts college this August (going into physical therapy)..when I get his butt educated I'm considering going back to school myself..would be so nice to have a job I enjoy/less stress. Option 2...would be nice to be independantly wealthy and travel the world..I never get to go anywhereeeee always working or handling the household.
nowplayingEDRN
799 Posts
UREEEKAAAAAaaaa! I have it!!!!!!
Move to French Polynesia and live in a hut that when you step off the front porch ya go up to yer waist in gorgeous, crystal clear. blue, warm waters......That would make me a professional beach bum.....booze in the blender Wastin' away in margaritaville
bedpan
265 Posts
I just want a job that pays a dollar an hour and I only have to work one hour a year at my option
Oh yeah - did I mention the open, unlimited expense account that comes along with that?
(edited cuz i can't spell!)
Hmmmmmm...the French Polynesia....looks VERY appealing...and so does the blender. Think I'll join ya Untamed!
I want my own hut & my own man servants...heehee
But of course, funny......seperate huts...next door to each other of course and we can sit on the veranda and let our Cabana Boys wait on us hand and foot.....hehehehehehehe Wanna join us anyone??