Actually, I lost all respect for two colleagues today. One is a brand new grad, about 21 or 22 and gorgeous in one of those fresh, "girl next door" ways. She gets her scrubs tailored so they fit her just so, her hair is long, shiny and falls in loose lustrous waves. She could be a model, so we'll call her Heidi. The other is a married neurosurgery fellow, whose wife is pregnant with his first child. We'll call him Dr. Dick, or just Dick.
Heidi didn't do anything to seriously endanger a patient: she didn't slam in Lasix, for example, or trickle in Adenosine. She didn't miss a run of VT (although, to be fair, the Clin Tech noticed it first and pointed it out to Heidi). She didn't ignore post-op pain or bleeding, and she wasn't the one sitting at the computer at the nurse's station, headphones on and watching a hockey game while ignoring monitor alarms and call bells. Nevertheless, I've completely lost respect for her.
It was a slow night for a Friday night -- half of our surgeons were out of town for a conference and of the remaining four, one just lost his mother and isn't back from the funeral in Asia. There's a new sushi restaurant near the hospital, and they deliver if you can put together a lucrative-enough order. The folks I work with are crazy about sushi and even the Respiratory Therapists and the X-ray techs were ordering $20 worth of sushi.
We were all sitting in the back -- well, not ALL of us. Half of us were sitting in the back, having drawn the long straw and were enjoying our sushi while the other half watched all of the patients. Heidi was sitting next to Dick, something that really didn't register with me at the time, and Dick was regaling us all with a tale about how his wife's incredible morning sickness caused her to toss her cookies in the waste basket of a patient's hospital room while the patient described in great detail the "unusual" nature of his poop. (Only nurses -- and surgeons, RTs and X-ray techs can sit around enjoying a good meal while describing poop and someone's vomiting episodes.)
And then I went back to relieve Steve, my substation partner so he could eat his sushi. While Steve was gone, his patient's attending surgeon stopped by and asked a question I couldn't answer, so I popped into the break room to ask him about it. Both Heidi and Dick were still there, only this time they were sharing a single chair. The sexual tension was palpable, and Steve looked thrilled to be interrupted. He shot out of the room as though he'd been fired from a cannon.
Heidi, it seems, has been sleeping with Dick since her arrival on our unit in July. She knows all about the pregnant wife . . .
Heidi may be a good clinician one day, she may be a compassionate and caring nurse. She may be a hard worker. But I will never again respect a woman who could sleep with a married man, a man whose wife is pregnant with their child and who is a sometimes-colleague on a consulting service. And the fact that they made no attempt to be discreet makes them even more contemptible. I've lived through the drama on a unit when an affair goes bad, witnessed a famously and flagrantly unfaithful surgeon's wife storm into the ICU demanding "which one of you ugly ******* is ******* my husband?" and making a good attempt to castrate the man in question. I've seen the aftermath of the DON being found going at it with the Medical Director of Emergency Medicine and I've lived through more nurses breaking up with doctors on our service than I can even remember. I've been the cheated-upon, and it was more painful than even I can describe. Why would you put someone else through that deliberately?
Keep it out of work, people. And if you cannot do that, at least be discreet.
Oh yes, you'll have to excuse SionainnRN; she disapproves of anyone who fails out of nursing school and matriculates at another one with the intention of even at ATTEMPTING to apply to CRNA schools after gaining 6 months of experience. Instead, she feels that they must spend a minimum of 4-5 years begging for redemption before they have the audacity to proceed with pursuing their career goals. If they happen to apply sooner than that and get in.... well, shame on them.However, there's a more pressing problem at hand here: the Heidis of the world aren't going to sit around and wait 5-6 years for me to become bona-fide. So regardless of what Sionainn thinks, I must act, and I must act quickly.
Seriously -- the Heidis would rather get freak nasty with a relatively unattractive male who has money, than with an attractive one who might "only" earn what they earn (even if they have loftier goals they're working towards)?
Specializes in burn ICU, SICU, ER, Trauma Rapid Response.
Dr dick should use Ashley Madison .com. The website for married people who want to cheat.
The rich surgeons I know who like pretty young things use SeekingArrangements.com and sponsorforme.com.
One ortho doc I used to work with seemed to have a new cute young girl friend every 3-4 months. He was in his mid-50's divorced and rich, and not good looking. One morning in the ICU some of us guys were giving him crap and he admitted he used the website I mentioned, then went on to tell us that lot's and lots of his partners and colleagues used the same "services".
We created a free account so we could view profiles. You all should do it some time. It's eye opening. Most shocking to me was that it seemed like about 1/3 of them are nurses or nursing students, or claimed to be.
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So inappropriate.