Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss

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Cattz, ADN

1,040 Posts

Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles.. Has 37 years experience.
Was she wearing pink?

Far. I caught your funny typo before you got it edited!! Good one... was she wearing oink? I thought you were making a funny on purpose!!

Specializes in Med-surg, school nursing.. Has 10 years experience.
What's your spring bulletin board? I want to take down my heart month one, too, not sure what I'll put up!

I do a board every month...I love it!

For National Nutrition Month I have "Eat the rainbow" with paper circles of every color. Written on the circles-Foods of that color.

Anybody got any blue foods? All I could come up with was blueberries, huckleberries, and blue cheese.

MrNurse(x2), ADN

1 Article; 2,558 Posts

Specializes in IMC, school nursing. Has 28 years experience.
because sheesh, why else would they have boobs?

The obvious reason, they were created by sailors. No mammalian purpose to those appendages at all. We need to go back to the reverse mermaid at that point.

OldDude

1 Article; 4,787 Posts

Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
The obvious reason, they were created by sailors. No mammalian purpose to those appendages at all. We need to go back to the reverse mermaid at that point.

I don't know. I just can't get right with the reverse mermaid idea; maybe at closing time :dead:

zombieghoast

410 Posts

Has 2 years experience.

If a mermaid is a mammal then technically its a manatee.

Farawyn

12,646 Posts

Has 25 years experience.
I do a board every month...I love it!

For National Nutrition Month I have "Eat the rainbow" with paper circles of every color. Written on the circles-Foods of that color.

Anybody got any blue foods? All I could come up with was blueberries, huckleberries, and blue cheese.

As per George Carlin, there is no blue food.

kidzcare

3,393 Posts

Has 5 years experience.
As per George Carlin, there is no blue food.

Anything can be blue with food dye.

Cattz, ADN

1,040 Posts

Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles.. Has 37 years experience.
I do a board every month...I love it!

For National Nutrition Month I have "Eat the rainbow" with paper circles of every color. Written on the circles-Foods of that color.

Anybody got any blue foods? All I could come up with was blueberries, huckleberries, and blue cheese.

How about blue jello? I googled, not many choices. Blueberry pancakes and blueberry parfaits??

kidzcare

3,393 Posts

Has 5 years experience.
I don't know. I just can't get right with the reverse mermaid idea; maybe at closing time

You may be Old, but you're still a Dude.

Jensmom7, BSN, RN

1,907 Posts

Specializes in Hospice. Has 36 years experience.
I don't know. I just can't get right with the reverse mermaid idea; maybe at closing time :dead:

There was an episode of "Night Gallery" about a mermaid.

The guy who found her wished she had legs. Magic ensued, and at the end of the story she wound up with legs all right, but her upper body and face belonged to a fish. [emoji33][emoji33]

Been 40 years and that memory STILL gives me the creeps lol.

Jensmom7, BSN, RN

1,907 Posts

Specializes in Hospice. Has 36 years experience.
I do a board every month...I love it!

For National Nutrition Month I have "Eat the rainbow" with paper circles of every color. Written on the circles-Foods of that color.

Anybody got any blue foods? All I could come up with was blueberries, huckleberries, and blue cheese.

Here ya go:

This is a lot more fun than actually working lol.

amoLucia

7,735 Posts

Specializes in retired LTC.

I googled some blue foods - thinking potatoes & corn easily. But there were also several shellfish (until you cooked them pink) and some other foods. The story did state that blue foods are NOT common in nature.