Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss

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I am expecting a somewhat slow day due to all the activities today. I think I'll take down my winter bulletin board and put up a spring one!

Too hard to rhyme.

A mermaid never wears a braid

Her boobs will show, we'll be afraid

OldDude has a giant net

He tries to catch her, dripping wet

He pops the net into the water

and relaxes with a beer

...it just doesn't rhyme.

Would a mermaid be considered a fish or a mammal?

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Specializes in Home Health,Dialysis, MDS, School Nurse.
What's your spring bulletin board? I want to take down my heart month one, too, not sure what I'll put up!

Its going to say "Spring into good health" with flowers, bunnys, birds, etc.

Now I'm off to read "How to catch a cold" to first graders!!

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Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych.

In honor or Dr Seuss:

Would you, could you with a louse?

Would you, could you in a house?

Would you, could you wipe that drool?

And send the child back to school?

Would you wipe this kiddo's nose?

Would you clean their pinky toes?

Would you let quiet this one down?

Because it's my day to leave town...

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Would a mermaid be considered a fish or a mammal?

#askingtherealquestions

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Specializes in family practice and school nursing.

Green Eggs and Ham Monday. Stripe day yesterday and Pajama Day today. I'm comfy is my "Crabby in the morning night shirt "(from the beach) and my sweat pants!

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#askingtherealquestions

Both. They nurse their young, because sheesh, why else would they have boobs? Yet, they are fish, because duh, they are on tuna cans...actually, they may also be chicken, right?

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Specializes in School Nurse.
Both. They nurse their young, because sheesh, why else would they have boobs? Yet, they are fish, because duh, they are on tuna cans...actually, they may also be chicken, right?

According to a reliable source (AKA...Jessica Simpson) tuna is chicken, hmmmm

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Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles..
Today is "mix-match day". If someone walked into our school they would see a bunch of little hobo kids with two different shoes, or hair half-braided.

Spring needs to put a little pep in her step. It was spitting snow here this morning.

I got to see those beloved robins hopping along side of the road this morning!! I let out an excited "YESSSSS" when I laid my eyes on them! Thank you Spring. Please. come. quickly!!

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Specializes in Hospice.
I do not like green eggs and ham.

I'm having a bagel, yes I am.

I knew a girl in college who would mix her scrambled eggs with grape jelly.

Scrambled eggs turn green when mixed with grape jelly.

We made her sit at another table when she did that.

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I knew a girl in college who would mix her scrambled eggs with grape jelly.

Scrambled eggs turn green when mixed with grape jelly.

We made her sit at another table when she did that.

Was she wearing pink?

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Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles..
#askingtherealquestions

Wow. I was just thinking the same thing. "We are really asking and answering some really tough questions today!!" :sarcastic: :cautious: :)

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Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles..
Both. They nurse their young, because sheesh, why else would they have boobs? Yet, they are fish, because duh, they are on tuna cans...actually, they may also be chicken, right?

Oh Far. Sometimes my brain just can't keep up with you :)

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