zombieghoast 410 Posts Has 2 years experience. Mar 2, 2016 Too hard to rhyme.A mermaid never wears a braidHer boobs will show, we'll be afraidOldDude has a giant netHe tries to catch her, dripping wetHe pops the net into the water and relaxes with a beer...it just doesn't rhyme.Would a mermaid be considered a fish or a mammal?
Eleven011 1,244 Posts Specializes in Home Health,Dialysis, MDS, School Nurse. Has 20+ years experience. Mar 2, 2016 What's your spring bulletin board? I want to take down my heart month one, too, not sure what I'll put up!Its going to say "Spring into good health" with flowers, bunnys, birds, etc. Now I'm off to read "How to catch a cold" to first graders!!
A&Ox6, MSN, RN 4 Articles; 572 Posts Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych. Has 14 years experience. Mar 2, 2016 In honor or Dr Seuss:Would you, could you with a louse?Would you, could you in a house?Would you, could you wipe that drool?And send the child back to school?Would you wipe this kiddo's nose?Would you clean their pinky toes?Would you let quiet this one down?Because it's my day to leave town...
kidzcare 3,393 Posts Has 5 years experience. Mar 2, 2016 Would a mermaid be considered a fish or a mammal?#askingtherealquestions
bell1962 345 Posts Specializes in family practice and school nursing. Has 30 plus years experience. Mar 2, 2016 Green Eggs and Ham Monday. Stripe day yesterday and Pajama Day today. I'm comfy is my "Crabby in the morning night shirt "(from the beach) and my sweat pants!
Farawyn 12,646 Posts Has 25 years experience. Mar 2, 2016 #askingtherealquestionsBoth. They nurse their young, because sheesh, why else would they have boobs? Yet, they are fish, because duh, they are on tuna cans...actually, they may also be chicken, right?
GdBSN, RN 651 Posts Specializes in School Nurse. Has 10 years experience. Mar 2, 2016 Both. They nurse their young, because sheesh, why else would they have boobs? Yet, they are fish, because duh, they are on tuna cans...actually, they may also be chicken, right?According to a reliable source (AKA...Jessica Simpson) tuna is chicken, hmmmm
Cattz, ADN 1,040 Posts Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles.. Has 37 years experience. Mar 2, 2016 Today is "mix-match day". If someone walked into our school they would see a bunch of little hobo kids with two different shoes, or hair half-braided. Spring needs to put a little pep in her step. It was spitting snow here this morning.I got to see those beloved robins hopping along side of the road this morning!! I let out an excited "YESSSSS" when I laid my eyes on them! Thank you Spring. Please. come. quickly!!
Jensmom7, BSN, RN 1,907 Posts Specializes in Hospice. Has 36 years experience. Mar 2, 2016 I do not like green eggs and ham.I'm having a bagel, yes I am.I knew a girl in college who would mix her scrambled eggs with grape jelly. Scrambled eggs turn green when mixed with grape jelly. We made her sit at another table when she did that.
Farawyn 12,646 Posts Has 25 years experience. Mar 2, 2016 I knew a girl in college who would mix her scrambled eggs with grape jelly. Scrambled eggs turn green when mixed with grape jelly. We made her sit at another table when she did that.Was she wearing pink?
Cattz, ADN 1,040 Posts Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles.. Has 37 years experience. Mar 2, 2016 #askingtherealquestionsWow. I was just thinking the same thing. "We are really asking and answering some really tough questions today!!" :)
Cattz, ADN 1,040 Posts Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles.. Has 37 years experience. Mar 2, 2016 Both. They nurse their young, because sheesh, why else would they have boobs? Yet, they are fish, because duh, they are on tuna cans...actually, they may also be chicken, right?Oh Far. Sometimes my brain just can't keep up with you :)
