Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss

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  • Specializes in Home Health,Dialysis, MDS, School Nurse. Has 20+ years experience.

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zombieghoast

410 Posts

Has 2 years experience.
Too hard to rhyme.

A mermaid never wears a braid

Her boobs will show, we'll be afraid

OldDude has a giant net

He tries to catch her, dripping wet

He pops the net into the water

and relaxes with a beer

...it just doesn't rhyme.

Would a mermaid be considered a fish or a mammal?

Eleven011

1,244 Posts

Specializes in Home Health,Dialysis, MDS, School Nurse. Has 20+ years experience.
What's your spring bulletin board? I want to take down my heart month one, too, not sure what I'll put up!

Its going to say "Spring into good health" with flowers, bunnys, birds, etc.

Now I'm off to read "How to catch a cold" to first graders!!

A&Ox6, MSN, RN

4 Articles; 572 Posts

Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych. Has 14 years experience.

In honor or Dr Seuss:

Would you, could you with a louse?

Would you, could you in a house?

Would you, could you wipe that drool?

And send the child back to school?

Would you wipe this kiddo's nose?

Would you clean their pinky toes?

Would you let quiet this one down?

Because it's my day to leave town...

kidzcare

3,393 Posts

Has 5 years experience.
Would a mermaid be considered a fish or a mammal?

#askingtherealquestions

bell1962

345 Posts

Specializes in family practice and school nursing. Has 30 plus years experience.

Green Eggs and Ham Monday. Stripe day yesterday and Pajama Day today. I'm comfy is my "Crabby in the morning night shirt "(from the beach) and my sweat pants!

Farawyn

12,646 Posts

Has 25 years experience.
#askingtherealquestions

Both. They nurse their young, because sheesh, why else would they have boobs? Yet, they are fish, because duh, they are on tuna cans...actually, they may also be chicken, right?

GdBSN, RN

651 Posts

Specializes in School Nurse. Has 10 years experience.
Both. They nurse their young, because sheesh, why else would they have boobs? Yet, they are fish, because duh, they are on tuna cans...actually, they may also be chicken, right?

According to a reliable source (AKA...Jessica Simpson) tuna is chicken, hmmmm

Cattz, ADN

1,040 Posts

Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles.. Has 37 years experience.
Today is "mix-match day". If someone walked into our school they would see a bunch of little hobo kids with two different shoes, or hair half-braided.

Spring needs to put a little pep in her step. It was spitting snow here this morning.

I got to see those beloved robins hopping along side of the road this morning!! I let out an excited "YESSSSS" when I laid my eyes on them! Thank you Spring. Please. come. quickly!!

Jensmom7, BSN, RN

1,907 Posts

Specializes in Hospice. Has 36 years experience.
I do not like green eggs and ham.

I'm having a bagel, yes I am.

I knew a girl in college who would mix her scrambled eggs with grape jelly.

Scrambled eggs turn green when mixed with grape jelly.

We made her sit at another table when she did that.

Farawyn

12,646 Posts

Has 25 years experience.
I knew a girl in college who would mix her scrambled eggs with grape jelly.

Scrambled eggs turn green when mixed with grape jelly.

We made her sit at another table when she did that.

Was she wearing pink?

Cattz, ADN

1,040 Posts

Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles.. Has 37 years experience.
#askingtherealquestions

Wow. I was just thinking the same thing. "We are really asking and answering some really tough questions today!!" :sarcastic: :cautious: :)

Cattz, ADN

1,040 Posts

Specializes in School Nurse. Having conversations with littles.. Has 37 years experience.
Both. They nurse their young, because sheesh, why else would they have boobs? Yet, they are fish, because duh, they are on tuna cans...actually, they may also be chicken, right?

Oh Far. Sometimes my brain just can't keep up with you :)