No She/he Did Not!!!

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NO she/he did not:

Mine:

NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf

Specializes in Cath Lab, OR, CPHN/SN, ER.

I am glad to see this thread still going. LOL I can't believe I posted on the first page of this 34 page thread!

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Specializes in Cath Lab, OR, CPHN/SN, ER.

A new one:

Oh no that paramedic didn't poke the bullet hole in the chest of my DEAD trauma patient (who is now part of a crime scene and that's EVIDENCE you're poking)! I smacked his hand and told him to get out of my room!

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What would be funnier/scarier, is if she got any and wrote them down.

when I worked as a CNA, I had a charge nurse come to me say, "I got the vitals in 15 since you missed them and they are late!" she was at lunch when the guy was declared 45 minutes earlier! but she got vitals? I ran and checked myself just so I knew I wasnt going crazy.:bugeyes:

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Specializes in MICU, SICU, CRRT,.
No she did not sling pee all over her clinical instructor while removing a foley for the first time!

:imbar (Thankfully it wasn't me... and, for her sake, thankfully the teacher was understanding!!)

~*~kendra~*~

I did this too...the same day i also started an IV for the first time, and didnt hold pressure in the right area, and slung blood on her as well..this happened to be the MOST ANAL teacher on the staff..so needless to say i dont think she has let me near body fluids again. I am about to graduate now, and i havent flung anything since then!!

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Specializes in neurotrauma ICU.
Plug the IV catheter with his finger to keep it from bleeding all over the place!!!

No this wasn't me.

oh lawd...I did this. It was just a reaction!

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Specializes in MICU, SICU, CRRT,.

Take the patients medication, in the patients room, with the family, patient and instructor watching. Just popped it in and took the patients water to swallow it.

She took the potassium. She was a pill addict and was CONSTANTLY popping something, and said she "blacked out" and thought it was her pain pill, and just took it. Needless to say, she was hit with a drug screen and dismissed from the program.

The same girl almost dropped a baby in OB clinicals because she was hopped up on Xanax, and proceeded to spend the rest of the day napping at the nurses desk.

Psycho people. Then she started calling people in the class:smokin: to see if anyone had any pills of any kind she could have.....crazy!!!!

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Take the patients medication, in the patients room, with the family, patient and instructor watching. Just popped it in and took the patients water to swallow it.

She took the potassium. She was a pill addict and was CONSTANTLY popping something, and said she "blacked out" and thought it was her pain pill, and just took it. Needless to say, she was hit with a drug screen and dismissed from the program.

The same girl almost dropped a baby in OB clinicals because she was hopped up on Xanax, and proceeded to spend the rest of the day napping at the nurses desk.

Psycho people. Then she started calling people in the class:smokin: to see if anyone had any pills of any kind she could have.....crazy!!!!

Holy Crap!! That takes the cake.:bowingpur

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Specializes in Med-Surg/Tele, ER.

After being an RN for more than 10 years......

Oh no she did not just ask me "how do I make the needle go slower?" when taking a manual BP

Another one with just as much experience.....

Oh no, she did not just ask me, "how do I get the powder out of the vial?" when I asked her to mix ABX for me (I'm an LPN)

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Specializes in Pediatric/Adolescent, Med-Surg.
mouthwash conatins alcohol and is very drying to the pt's buttocks... we had CNA's using it to and the DON found and wrote up the CNAs...

Ours was the alcohol free mouthwash. So, if it's alcohol free I don't see a problem.

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Specializes in MS, LTC, Post Op.

Ohhhh he did not just yell at the 84 year old man "OKAY...I'M GONNA STICK IT IN YOU NOW!" infront of the instructor, during enema check offs...

I think I peed myself laughing in the corner!

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Nooo, she did not bring a mop into the theatre, to mop up the mess around the table, whilst the patient laid there open.

I did that, seeing that the inco sheets were futile giving the amount and seeing the surgeons skidding all over the place. I froze mid air whilst everybody was falling about laughing.

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Specializes in acute care.

Bumpity bump

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