No She/he Did Not!!!

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New fun thread. Please finish the sentence:

NO she/he did not:

Mine:

NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf

Oh no he didn't...just tell the professor that he hasn't really read any of the work yet and ask is it Ok to just skim the chapters for the exam?

SERIOUSLY??? I was amazed how composed my professor was but I think she was seriously blindsided by that one.

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Specializes in Hospice / Ambulatory Clinic.

Oh no she didn't tell the teacher she lost her book two weeks ago after being given (!) a replacement and hence hadn't read any of the chapter since then ( or before)

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Specializes in LTC, case mgmt, agency.
:yeah: this is great!! Okay so here's mine- it came up during report before clinicals a few weeks ago....

Oh no she didn't think the term 'texas cath' meant her patient had a large...uh, 'member'

:chuckle Too Funny :chuckle

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No he did not......attempt to take blood from my patient who was sitting on a commode and being assisted to put on fresh clothes. (its only time i have ever told a doctor to leave)

No she did not take a patients toe off while washing operatively for a toe removal due to gangrene......

Thankfully not mine!

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No she did not....

Drop a syringe on the pt's lap, pick it up, blow on the end of it, and then access the pt's central line with it. (This was an RN with many years experience).

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Specializes in hospice.

No she did not...

ask me if I was pregnant, too, while we were assisting in a vag delivery today!

No, I'm not pregnant. Haven't been for over four years. :no::no::no::no::no:

This was a brand new LVN who asked me; I bet she'll won't make that mistake again!!!

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Happened in SNF

Oh no he didn't

Walk into a room where all staff and half a dozen EMTs were trying to resuscitate a patient, (who made it to ICU and then died) look around and say "does anybody have any Sinemet?" and then wander off

:eek:

Same nurse;

Charge nurse says "your patient is complaining of chest pains, can you get him some nitro?" He says "I'm in the middle of med pass, I'll get it later"

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Plug the IV catheter with his finger to keep it from bleeding all over the place!!!

No this wasn't me.

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Specializes in Pediatric/Adolescent, Med-Surg.
No she didn't... just give a bed bath with mouthwash instead of soap :rolleyes:

( A girl did this first semester during our LTC rotation)

Actually, when I worked med-surg, alot of the PCT's would give baths with mouth wash in addition to soap, including myself. We believed that the mouth wash helped to better cover the odor of C-diff.

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Oh no she didn't just write "Patient pooped in bed" in her nurses notes!

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Specializes in LTC, case mgmt, agency.
Oh no she didn't just write "Patient pooped in bed" in her nurses notes!

happy0194.gif Very funny! :chuckle

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Specializes in internal medicine and ENT.

OMG that's too funny...I'm a breast ca survivor and if someone would have said that to me I wouldn't be able to resist a goofy comeback. I love stuff like that, humor makes it easier!!!

Funny story: I've had a bilat masectomy...my sister and I were talking about something that would be really cool (can't quite remember what it was) and she was like "Man I'd give anything for that..." I reply "Wow, I'd give my right breast for....oh wait, I already did that" I'm weird that way. Good luck and keep you sense of humor!!!!

Shirley

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