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New fun thread. Please finish the sentence:
NO she/he did not:
Mine:
NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf
These actually happened..
NO SHE DID NOT:
- give potassium.. and then not chart it.. and then take the MAR with her to lunch.. and THEN refuse to go back up and make sure the patient wasnt getting double dosed until she finished LUNCH.
- ask the instructor if nurses had to clean sh*t. (this was the same girl as above)
- actually pass the nursing program without getting kicked out. (same girl as above)
- refuse to do a straight cath on a patient she had neglected for 5 hours whos bladder was so distended it was easily palpable.
- call the director of nursing an old fat hag who needed to "check herself" (this was the above mentioned girls friend another class act)
OH NO HE DIDNT:
- stalk me for weeks while in the same nursing program as me.
- stand outside my car with my door open blocking me from leaving campus for 45minutes
I had fun in nursing school... hence my RN programs gonna be done on excelsior lol.
She did not just tell a brand new med student to come over here (which he did) "now I'm gonna ride you like a bull, all night long."
(88 yr old pt who was surprising spry for her age) You all should have seen the look on the new med students face (he he) I bet his first day wasn't exactly what he expected. He was pretty cute though.....
NO she did not just ask if a feminist was the same thing as a homosexual male.
No she did not just say that Buddists pray to a doll, and ask what to do if they have a doll in their drawer.
No she did not just say that she would not be a nurse to patients that were not Christians
(all the same person)
WanaBaNurse
74 Posts
No she didn't....
Met with her completely alert and orientated patient at the nursing home in the a.m. to do vitals, just to turn around in the afternoon to check vitals again and comming running out to the charge nurse to let her know her alert patient was now disoirentated and laying in bed unable to speak.
The charge nurse went into the room with the girl and started to laugh. Guess she didn't realize that her "patient" had a roommate. The nurse tried to make her feel better and say that they do look alike...lol, maybe she'll check the wristband in the future!!
I make's it that much better b/c this is the one in the group that feels she knows everything, claims she is already a nurse, and always corrects the teacher.....this is only our 5th week in the program....lol....classic!