No She/he Did Not!!!

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New fun thread. Please finish the sentence:

NO she/he did not:

Mine:

NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf

No she didn't....

Met with her completely alert and orientated patient at the nursing home in the a.m. to do vitals, just to turn around in the afternoon to check vitals again and comming running out to the charge nurse to let her know her alert patient was now disoirentated and laying in bed unable to speak.

The charge nurse went into the room with the girl and started to laugh. Guess she didn't realize that her "patient" had a roommate. The nurse tried to make her feel better and say that they do look alike...lol, maybe she'll check the wristband in the future!!

I make's it that much better b/c this is the one in the group that feels she knows everything, claims she is already a nurse, and always corrects the teacher.....this is only our 5th week in the program....lol....classic!

NO! She did not just ask what "crackles" were in a 3rd year nursing paper!!!

Specializes in Med/Surg ICU, NICU.

Oh no she didn't just take an oral temp with the red rectal probe and then catch attitude because I was laughing when I pointed out what the red probe was used for once we were out in the hallway. Some fellow classmates just don't have a sense of humor.

Specializes in PCU/Hospice/Oncology.

These actually happened..

NO SHE DID NOT:

- give potassium.. and then not chart it.. and then take the MAR with her to lunch.. and THEN refuse to go back up and make sure the patient wasnt getting double dosed until she finished LUNCH.

- ask the instructor if nurses had to clean sh*t. (this was the same girl as above)

- actually pass the nursing program without getting kicked out. (same girl as above)

- refuse to do a straight cath on a patient she had neglected for 5 hours whos bladder was so distended it was easily palpable.

- call the director of nursing an old fat hag who needed to "check herself" (this was the above mentioned girls friend :D another class act)

OH NO HE DIDNT:

- stalk me for weeks while in the same nursing program as me.

- stand outside my car with my door open blocking me from leaving campus for 45minutes

I had fun in nursing school... hence my RN programs gonna be done on excelsior lol.

No he did not continue to call RBC's "RBG's" for the entire 1 1/2 hour lecture and then proceed to tell us that immunocompetence is a compromised immune system!

Thank God I passed the test with no help from this instructor... :rolleyes:

no she did not ask if you can put a tampon in your urethra to stop lady partsl bleeding,"seeing they are so close"........................:yeah:

I thought an anatomy class was a prerequisite to get into any nursing program. I wonder how she did in that class?

Specializes in Nursing Ed, Ob/GYN, AD, LTC, Rehab.

No she did not tell the patient to open her mouth and state "now this will hurt"

(yeah I was the patient and I just died laughing right in front of her, dont think she was too happy, but come on really! think Im going to open up now?)

(dental xray)

Specializes in acute care.

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Specializes in 5th Semester - Graduation Dec '09!.

No she did not ask the lesbian couple if they played rock, paper, scissors to decide who would carry the baby!!

ONSD:(resident) berate me for not telling her the patiet had no urine output for 12 hour shift when she finished I calmly reminded her (in front of the small crowd that the commotion attracted) that the patient was PD dependent due to the bilateral nephrectomy she had 2 years prior.

Specializes in Acute Mental Health.

She did not just tell a brand new med student to come over here (which he did) "now I'm gonna ride you like a bull, all night long."

(88 yr old pt who was surprising spry for her age) You all should have seen the look on the new med students face (he he) I bet his first day wasn't exactly what he expected. He was pretty cute though.....

Specializes in Case management, occupational health.

NO she did not just ask if a feminist was the same thing as a homosexual male.

No she did not just say that Buddists pray to a doll, and ask what to do if they have a doll in their drawer.

No she did not just say that she would not be a nurse to patients that were not Christians

(all the same person)

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