No She/he Did Not!!!

[Maggie in NC]

New fun thread. Please finish the sentence:

NO she/he did not:

Mine:

NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf

[akspudus]

Can't believe this thread isn't more active. Thought I would bump it towards the top... lets see how many more stories we can get to entertain our sick and twisted nursing humor.

akspudus

[pug540]

Geez. these just keep getting better!

[Chantilly]

No she didn't!!!! I was coaching a 17 year old through natural labor who kept on putting her hand in her butt to see if she had pooped and then reached toward my face during a contraction. EWWW!!!! I've never moved so fast in my life. To make matters worse she kept on doing this everytime she had a contraction she came out with a surprise a few times then proceeded to touch her own face!!

[APBT mom, LPN, RN]

No she didn't start telling the clinical instructor that one of the other students wanted to insert a coude catheter when the other student was doubling checking that we weren't allowed to insert them and laughed when the instructor gave the other student "the look". She then got mad when she was confronted and stomped off like a child refusing to ever joke with us again when we pointed out that she could have gotten kicked out of the program for it.

No she didn't ask the six post partum patient when the baby was due after doing her assessment and the patient stating that the baby didn't make it.

No she didn't straight cath a patient three times in the privy parts even after two other people told her where to insert it and the patient finally told her it was hurting.

[BoonersmomRN]

I graduated a few weesk ago but my most memorable overheard moment was because I had the pt in the next bed was on the LAST day of clinicals ever.

No He/She did NOT just task the HIV+ client if they had AIDS and when answered no stated " Oh so far so good huh?".

Poor old man actually was nice about it. I was mortified

[Toey]

No she didn't just run up to me to ask me what telepathy was...

I held a straight face, walked my fellow student over to the telemetry monitors, pointed at them and said " So, your patient can read minds?"

[squeakykitty]

This is a great thread! Keep the stories coming please!!

[RNDreamer]

bumping it up!

[Triple A's]

No she did'nt tell the professor that when we start clinicals she would like to be able to wear elbow length gloves (which she already has at home), protective eye wear and a vicks stick in her nose when she has to do a bed bath or handle poop, because she cannot stand the site of feces.

Same student ask, how long in our nursing career do we have to worry about wiping patients butt?

Professor answered, for you not too long...... because I don't think you'll make it

[casi, ASN, RN]

No she didn't...

When it was time to go, I asked the instructor what I should do about my care plan homework for the night. She told me I still needed to do one, so make believe the woman had lived!

Nursing Diagnosis: Ineffective tissue perfusion related to reduced arterial blood flow secondary to cardiac arrest.

[stiltarget]

no she did not, ask her clinical instuctor "should i get a pulse ox reading and document it" after the arrest was prenounced...

[momtojosh]

no she did not ask if you can put a tampon in your urethra to stop lady partsl bleeding,"seeing they are so close"........................