No She/he Did Not!!!

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New fun thread. Please finish the sentence:

NO she/he did not:

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NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf

Specializes in Acute Mental Health.

She did not tell the pt with liver failure, "Your so tan, where did you vacation recently?"

That was me, as a brand new CNA. RN just looked at me and said, "this guys in liver failure and that 'tan' is part of the disease." Time to extract foot from mouth.

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No she did not... look so nervous on first clinical day that an elderly male patient noticed and jumped out at her as a joke, causing her to jump back about four feet. Pt and nurse had a BIG laugh together... haha.

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Specializes in Registry, all over the place.
No he did not attach the tube feed to the foley and let it run for 3 hours.

I know this is old, but wth?!

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No, he did not (another student who wanted to watch me suction a patient) point to pt's gown while I was suctioning and say out loud to me in front of clinical instructor in the middle of suctioning "Aren't you going to clean up that stuff on his shirt"

DUHHHH...ugh yeah, but did you really need to say it out loud?

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LOL, I just spit my pop out all over my computer! :chuckle

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No she didn't tell the mother of 4 who walked into the ER, was actively in labor, and felt the need to push that they would just "run really fast" to L&D. The woman delivered in the hall outside the gift shop. LAWSUIT!

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No she didn't...unspike the old IV bag while it was still hanging! Lessons learned: 1. DON'T DO THAT AGAIN! 2. D5 in 1/2NS is really sticky! The patient was amused, at least.

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Oh NO he did not just tell our entire Pharm class about how his sister contracted herpes after she began internet dating, and then passed them on to her daughter.

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No, she did not just announce that she would choose med school over the nurse practitioner route because she "didn't want to be living on just $80,000 a year" for the rest of her life!

:uhoh3:

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Specializes in Geriatrics.
She did not stand on a man's foley while transfering him from the bed to a wheel chair!!! Oh yes I did!! Foley came out with 30cc ballon intact! Extended his stay with us for 3 days, poor guy. He did go home, but I couldn't face him for the rest of his stay.

J

My dad was in the hospital for a fem-pop bypass, of course, he had a catheter. 10 months later he was back in same hospital for surgery again and said he didn't mind the surgery, but REALLY dreaded that cath. That he had NEVER had pain like he did when they d/c'd it last time. After the 2nd was d/c'd, and was not painful at all. He said " This nurse did something with a little syringe. It made it not hurt at all." After asking if the first one did not bring a syringe, we figured out the nurse who d/c'd the first one DID NOT deflate the bulb!!:eek:

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My dad was in the hospital for a fem-pop bypass, of course, he had a catheter. 10 months later he was back in same hospital for surgery again and said he didn't mind the surgery, but REALLY dreaded that cath. That he had NEVER had pain like he did when they d/c'd it last time. After the 2nd was d/c'd, and was not painful at all. He said " This nurse did something with a little syringe. It made it not hurt at all." After asking if the first one did not bring a syringe, we figured out the nurse who d/c'd the first one DID NOT deflate the bulb!!:eek:

OMG! Ouch!!

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Specializes in dialysis (mostly) some L&D, Rehab/LTC.

Some of these are so dang funny...I needed a good laugh today:lol2: 'specially the new amputee and asking where their other shoe was...I busted a gut

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