If you could invent a pill to fix people, what kind would it be? - page 3

As hubs and I were driving through heavy traffic today, another car appears out of nowhere, weaves back and forth across the lanes, cuts off other drivers, and--after all that trouble-- winds up at... Read More

  1. by   psychonurse
    I think that we are all very tired very burned out nurses cause no one has marked sexy pill. I voted for peace pill but I was thinking in really wide terms. I was thinking of wide world peace in this kind of world that we are having today.
  2. by   tinkagain
    Definitely zoloft..in the water supply.
  3. by   kittyw
    Originally posted by sjoe
    Permanent sterilization.
    How about a shrivel up and fall off pill? (Of course it would be selectively administered & to no one on this board.)
  4. by   howie122832
    I vote for a smart pill!!!

    In the words of the "poet" Jimmy Buffett...

    "there is NO dumb A$$ vaccine"
  5. by   night owl
    I'm for a "morals" pill...doesn't seem to be any morals left in the world....Open mouth, put one pill in and swallow it with a full glass of water...once a day...we'll all be glad you did!
  6. by   kittylilly
    :angel2: it would have to be the combo, peace, love, caring and understanding pill. maybe with a flower power chaser!! :d
  7. by   surgorthonurse
    The pill I would market is
    No matter what your job everyone is important. Then I would make all the rude and arrogant people ingest it.
  8. by   RNKerry
    how about an "i am not the only patient in the ward " pill?
  9. by   RNonsense
    Originally posted by RNKerry
    how about an "i am not the only patient in the ward " pill?
    Good one!! Hand me some of them!
  10. by   liberalrn
    How 'bout a sustained release anger blocking capsule? I have seen 3 examples today of minor road rage.....maybe this pill could kick in and mellow some of these crazies out.......otherwise I have to opt for either peace or happy........ or maybe a high colonic.
  11. by   AllieElizAbeth
    honest pill. I am a cashier. our employees and customer both steal if don't watch them. My boss knows he is stealing. Double stress!!
  12. by   nowplayingEDRN
    I voted for the smart pill given that as of late I seem to get the unpleasant task of dealing with a hopelessly stupid co-worker for retraining.....but I k now a few people out side of work that I would love to give that one to. And for good measure, throw a valium salt lick in the ED with Zoloft in the drinking water...keep everyone on an even keel. But I would like some of those "I am not the only patient" pills......The community that I care for in the small military hospital that I work for, I think they should make them mandatory for them all to take one a day......lol lol lol :roll

  13. by   caffine addict
    Does it have to be a pill ?

    Have you ever tried to give a pill or shot to an out of controll dementia patient?

    My vote is for Psychotropic Trans Dermals