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To start things off, the best and funniest order I have seen on a chart, was in the discharge instructions for a trauma patient. It read simply
Darwin Consult
and was signed by the resident. Well the attending did laugh, but it was not the highpoint of that residents day.
so do you have more?
Critical Care resident on a 56 yo pneumonia pt w/ NO other problems/history....NS @ 1300cc/hr. When asked *** he ment he replied " I think he go in rhabdo soon. need to flush the kidneys.
later that night .... same pt he orders DNR. The primary nurse asks resident " is he a DNR?" Resident replies "I have no clue."
as scary as that is sometimes his stupidity is great for the nurses, such as the night he ordered " sedation as per nursing staff"
For a chronic ex-preemie now almost 8 mos old, blind, trached, frequently agitated. Mom had discovered that the smell of cherry chapstick helped to calm him down so the nurse, joking around with the resident said "I think i'll need an order for that" and the resident writes an order
"Cherry chapstick, PRN, agitation"
:smackingf
Chart from a critical care pt for my ER pt, all written at the same time with other admit orders in between--not after pt reactions:
---- "Dilaudid 2mg IV stat"
---- "stop dilaudid"
---- "Dilaudid 1mg stat"
---- "change Dilaudid to 1mg prn"
---- "hold Dilaudid"
---- "Dilaudid 1mg IV stat"
---- " narcan 0.4 mg IV"
---- "hold narcan"
---- "Dilaudid prn"
What???!!!
Seen in chart: " Dx: pneumocephalitis " for a pt who was unusually ditzy
" Reassure pt q hr " reassure them about what??!
"acute percomorphodilaudodanemia"
We frequently use:
T2T Teeth-2-Tats ratio
FOS Full of S**T
DSP Day shift problem (usually in the half hour before shift change, lol
NPI New-parent-itis (for perfectly healthy newborns with extremely anxious parents)
DSJ Drug-seeking jerk
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"Activity" order for a 6 month old post-op patient, "please ambulate TID"