Dear coworkers, I'm not your mom (or free PCP)

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Hey all -

New school nurse here - previously worked in public health and a hospital ED.

I like the job, I like ruling my own roost, I like the kids (high school), the pay is OK and the hours are amazing...one thing I can't figure out is my coworkers, the teachers and aides.

Our district has a clear policy that work-related injuries are to be called to the occ health triage nurse, and then if needed the employee reports to the designated urgent care or ER. I was very firm about setting those limits from the beginning - nope, I'm not looking at your injury - and that part is now going OK.

Apart from that though, the teachers and aides are in here constantly....they want ibuprofen, they want me to look at a bug bite, they want an ace wrap, they have a cough and want to know if they should go home. For OTC meds I generally have an overabundance (we can only order large bottles; our school is small and meds generally expire before I can use them up), so I will say, "I don't give medical advice or recommend medications to coworkers per district policy, but if there's something in this cabinet that would be useful to you, you may take it."

I'm a pretty direct person. Asked to look at someone's stitches, I said, "You should call your surgeon if you have a concern; I don't want to give you bad information" Asked if I think a teacher should go home sick when she had a cough, I said, "That's up to you - you should do what you think is best. I'm not your boss and you don't need an excuse from me. I hope you feel better."

And yet....this continues. It just seems really weird to me. These folks have good insurance and it's hard to imagine how to express myself more clearly. Does this happen to you? What do you say??

Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

i always say it - i may have been doing this for a long time, but you guys teach me new stuff ALL. THE. TIME.

Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
i always say it - i may have been doing this for a long time, but you guys teach me new stuff ALL. THE. TIME.

Although I don't remember from who, but another one I adopted from here is having a pair of prescription "looking" glasses, but with "demo" lenses, for kids who are wanting to wear glasses and purposefully bombing the vision screening. Just this past week a 2nd grader, who was screening out at 20/200 in each eye, was instantly cured with these glasses and could instantly see 20/20 in each eye.

Specializes in Cardiology, School Nursing, General.
Although I don't remember from who, but another one I adopted from here is having a pair of prescription "looking" glasses, but with "demo" lenses, for kids who are wanting to wear glasses and purposefully bombing the vision screening. Just this past week a 2nd grader, who was screening out at 20/200 in each eye, was instantly cured with these glasses and could instantly see 20/20 in each eye.

That's something I didn't know about. I'll try this now.

This post has seriously made me thankful for my coworkers. There are a few (aren't there always), but most of my coworkers "get it". Even have one teacher friends who regularly tell her students she is not Wal-Mart or the bank. They ask for her stock of water and food and ask her to change their larger bills.

Specializes in med/surg, clinic, school.

Ughhh... I had one teacher who never bought her own supplies but would come in and help herself to mine for the entire week of her cycle. . I finally had to start hiding them and simply told her I was out and she would need to supply her own. And these are educated people!!

Specializes in CPN.
Although I don't remember from who, but another one I adopted from here is having a pair of prescription "looking" glasses, but with "demo" lenses, for kids who are wanting to wear glasses and purposefully bombing the vision screening. Just this past week a 2nd grader, who was screening out at 20/200 in each eye, was instantly cured with these glasses and could instantly see 20/20 in each eye.

That's brilliant.

Specializes in ED, School Nurse.
Although I don't remember from who, but another one I adopted from here is having a pair of prescription "looking" glasses, but with "demo" lenses, for kids who are wanting to wear glasses and purposefully bombing the vision screening. Just this past week a 2nd grader, who was screening out at 20/200 in each eye, was instantly cured with these glasses and could instantly see 20/20 in each eye.

I love this!!

I had a teacher upset with me yesterday afternoon because I didn't remember when she last had her period!!!! C'MON NOW........

Same one that had to borrow some toothpaste in the morning before school. Last week, she needed deodorant. Ughhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
I had a teacher upset with me yesterday afternoon because I didn't remember when she last had her period!!!! C'MON NOW........

Same one that had to borrow some toothpaste in the morning before school. Last week, she needed deodorant. Ughhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Piece them all together. Afraid to stay for a shower and make the walk of regret...

Piece them all together. Afraid to stay for a shower and make the walk of regret...
:laugh::lol2:
Piece them all together. Afraid to stay for a shower and make the walk of regret...

Now I have this vision in my mind, YUCK!!! This woman at least 15 years older than me and I am no spring chicken.

Specializes in kids.
Piece them all together. Afraid to stay for a shower and make the walk of regret...

That made me spit out my coffee!! Bwahaha!

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