Bell rings in about 18 minutes. Get a kid running and writhing in back pain.
Now, he was sent by the theatre teacher who "borrowed" my heating pad 2 weeks ago for her writhing back pain and has yet to return it. Last year, she took it home and it was about a month before I saw it again.
So, I tell kid - "go borrow Ms. ____________'s heating pad". He looks at me "what, she has a heating pad?" Yep, kid mine - my heating pad."
You got the heating pad then you got the kid!!!
Some days end with perfection.