Daily Rant Thread

kbrn2002, ADN, RN · Apr 8, 2022

6 hours ago, angeloublue22 said:

I'm snarky today. My work said they had exciting news! What is it? We have T-shirts! They passed around the sizing sheet and I wrote, "I don't want a t-shirt, I'd rather have a bonus." Hope I don't get fired. Oh wait, we have no staff. Lolololol!

We got T--Shirts a couple of months ago, mine is still sitting in the break room. Shocking nobody has taken it home,LOL. T-shirts are the new pizza. Plus it's free advertising, a win-win! Good Lord, who decided that was a good idea?

peach2218, CNA · Apr 8, 2022

I am NOT vibing today. I'm 37+1 weeks pregnant, working as an aide on my stepdown trauma unit until I have my baby and start my first job as an RN in the CICU (I am terrified).

What am I greeted with at 0645? A bariatric patient who is vomiting every 15 minutes, with the HOB as high as it'll go, but apparently not high enough because they are consistently missing the emesis basin and puking all down their chin, chest, and gown. It is 1:30 p.m. and I have changed their gown EIGHT times since starting my shift. We ran out of bariatric gowns on my unit, the unit next door, and the unit above us so I told them that I was sorry but we'd have to settle for covering them with a top sheet for now. They began yelling at me, accusing me of trying to "strip them of their dignity." That was not my intention, but we went through all of our bariatric gowns and the regular size does not fit them.

The patient then proceeded to get up and go to the bathroom, walking perfectly fine, but decided that they could not get back to the bed on their own so they wanted me to physically lift them into a wheelchair and wheel them back to bed. (Reminder, I'm 87 million months pregnant). I told them that I could get a wheelchair and wheel them back to bed, but I could not and would not lift them into the chair. They began to yell at me again, saying that I was in the "wrong line of work, honey" and that I was not cut out for this job. They eventually stood themselves up without much fanfare, plopped down into the wheelchair, and I wheeled them the 5 feet back to bed. Where they promptly vomited on the clean sheets. I have 11 other patients and I've barely seen them today. I'm typing this as I wait for a patient to finish up in the bathroom. I'd like to go home now, thank you.

JBMmom, MSN, NP · Apr 8, 2022

8 hours ago, kbrn2002 said:

T-shirts are the new pizza.

My critical care unit got some BS national award in 2021. One of those meaningless pencil pusher things that gets added to a sign near the front door announcing that we're so great. One of my coworkers has been sending multiple emails to our manager, director of nursing, and regional VP asking to buy us pins to commemorate the award. Who in the heck cares about a pin?! And this is coming from a coworker, not management. I don't get it.

amoLucia · Apr 8, 2022

JBMom - It's called trying to SUCK UP to the TPTB.

peach2218 - congats on your impending mommyhood.

Am glad you're trying to take care of yourself and NOT cave in to the whims & demands of inconsiderate & rude others.

Jedrnurse, BSN, RN · Apr 8, 2022

53 minutes ago, JBMmom said:

One of my coworkers has been sending multiple emails to our manager, director of nursing, and regional VP asking to buy us pins to commemorate the award. Who in the heck cares about a pin?! And this is coming from a coworker, not management. I don't get it.

Maybe they're really nice pins; the kind of pins that all other pins aspire (and fail) to be...

JBMmom, MSN, NP · Apr 8, 2022

1 hour ago, Jedrnurse said:

Maybe they're really nice pins; the kind of pins that all other pins aspire (and fail) to be...

That made me laugh, thanks!

And a funny follow up is that even though there haven't been any pins purchased or given out (as far as I know), we recently had a notice sent out reminding us that we cannot put pins on our badges because it will damage them. Ha!

No Stars In My Eyes · Apr 8, 2022

Once, we had 9x11 pieces of copier paper with a made-up form on them, headed by the words "Pat On The Back:" To:_______________From:_________For:__________

I whited out the "ack" and changed it to "utt".

HiddenAngels · Apr 9, 2022

18 hours ago, peach2218 said:

The patient then proceeded to get up and go to the bathroom, walking perfectly fine, but decided that they could not get back to the bed on their own so they wanted me to physically lift them into a wheelchair and wheel them back to bed. (Reminder, I'm 87 million months pregnant).

?help!

I'm being serious, where was your help?

I'm sorry you had this assignment, this shouldn't have been your patient considering the needs of the patient and your pregnancy progression smh.

(87 million months) bwahahaha

HiddenAngels · Apr 9, 2022

18 hours ago, amoLucia said:

JBMom - It's called trying to SUCK UP to the TPTB. ?

peach2218 - congats on your impending mommyhood.?

Am glad you're trying to take care of yourself and NOT cave in to the whims & demands of inconsiderate & rude others.

same, same, same

Davey Do · Apr 9, 2022

Nurses rant, while poets create beautiful works as a result of their hardships.

No Stars In My Eyes · Apr 9, 2022

5 hours ago, Davey Do said:

Nurses rant, while poets create beautiful works as a result of their hardships.

Halve at it: Poem away! Oh bootiful works of hardship! It's the pits?

**CalicoKitty, BSN, MSN, RN** · Apr 17, 2022

On 4/8/2022 at 5:49 AM, kbrn2002 said:

We got T--Shirts a couple of months ago, mine is still sitting in the break room. Shocking nobody has taken it home,LOL. T-shirts are the new pizza. Plus it's free advertising, a win-win! Good Lord, who decided that was a good idea?

The nurses at my hospital use the Tshirts during work. Hosptial branded appropriate color attire is within the uniform policy (The tShirts are appropriate colors).