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OyWithThePoodles has 10 years experience as a RN and specializes in Med-surg, school nursing..

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I left my hair oil at home anyway... Day is shot ta heck.

:roflmao::lol2::roflmao::lol2:

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MrNurse(x2) has 28 years experience as a ADN and specializes in IMC, school nursing.

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I get Hangry. When I am food deprived the meaner me comes out. And it seems the pukers always like to come when I am eating.

I am not myself when I am hungry...

Someone bring me a snickers.

C'mon?? Now?? Please?

You have to wonder what these kids are thinking while we eat at our desks and they come to see us. My wife had one tell her that he can only smell his own food and to put hers away, she couldn't bring herself to put it away, but she did decide to censor her words.

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crazynursebsn has 10 years experience and specializes in Med-Surg, Home Health, Hospice, School.

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The teacher who sent a 7th grade boy to me yesterday with a pass that read "Another kid was farting, so Little Johnny sprayed too much fart spray, now his stomach hurts"................. WTH?! C'mon NOW! :no:

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Farawyn has 25 years experience and specializes in A little bit of everything..

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The teacher who sent a 7th grade boy to me yesterday with a pass that read "Another kid was farting, so Little Johnny sprayed too much fart spray, now his stomach hurts"................. WTH?! C'mon NOW! :no:

Those contain parabens, who have their own thread over on general nursing. I mean, C'mon now. Chill with the fart spray.

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SnowyJ has 28 years experience as a RN.

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So in the midst of one child vomiting and the other looking :alien:

"i need a band aid...I have a paper cut."

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scrubsrn24 specializes in Pedi.

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And parents always want to know if there's something going around the school. Of course there is when your children can't keep bodily fluids to themselves! Bah!

THIS! Parents and teachers both! EVERYTHING is going around, the kids are little sponges of germs that touch each other and everything else with germy hands!

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EVERYTHING is going around, the kids are little sponges of germs that touch each other and everything else with germy hands!

I'm using this line for sure!

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NanaPoo has 18 years experience and specializes in School Nursing, Hospice,Med-Surg.

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A kid came asking me to pull his tooth that hardly wiggled. I declined.

He returned 10 minutes later, right hand drenched in blood saying, " decided to rip it out myself."

Before I can tell him to wash he wipes that bloody hand right across the top of my desk. Amazingly, I didn't strangle him right then and there. This is the same kid that threw a dirty q-tip across my clinic. C'mon now!

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SnowyJ has 28 years experience as a RN.

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Dear Teachers,

Once again, we are not holding auditions in the Health Office for a remake of "Carrie." Please send your student with a tissue if they have a nosebleed.

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i just had a kid find me in the staff breakroom because his hip hurts. He bumped it yesterday at home - this would be the third time i'd be seeing him about this issue. I told him to let me eat and meet me in my office in 20 minutes.

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zombieghoast has 2 years experience.

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A kid tried to go up the slide the wrong way and a kid was going down. Gave himself an egg size knot and did the concussion test. When I called up mom he was wailing that he wanted to go home because it hurt. Wailed so hard teacher wanted him to go home because he would not function in class. As soon as mom said she would come he stopped crying C'MON

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NutmeggeRN has 25 years experience as a BSN and specializes in kids.

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The teacher who sent a 7th grade boy to me yesterday with a pass that read "Another kid was farting, so Little Johnny sprayed too much fart spray, now his stomach hurts"................. WTH?! C'mon NOW! :no:

Um, I think that gets elevated to a #WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

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