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Calling all nurses: Enough with the high-velocity urination contest!

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CheesePotato is a BSN, RN and specializes in Sleep medicine,Floor nursing, OR, Trauma.

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I think CheesePotato should make which type of pie tonight:

  1. 1. I think CheesePotato should make which type of pie tonight:

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      Snickers Pie
    • 33
      Chocolate Cream Pie
    • 24
      Lemon Cream Pie
    • 24
      Butterscotch Apple Pie
    • 25
      Strawberry Cheesecake Meringue

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Can we still pick on MA's? No? Okay.

Bahahaha!!!!!

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I had a hard time choosing between Lemon Cream and Butterscotch Apple, but since it is cold out, the Butterscotch Apple won.

Oh, and I totally agree with your rant.

Please excuse any grammar/spelling mistakes...I should never type on this keyboard without my glasses.

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HouTx has 35 years experience as a BSN, MSN, EdD and specializes in Critical Care, Education.

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WONDERFUL!!!

As we move further into 'ACA world', non-acute health care is going to become much more prevalent and important. The Health Care Advisory Board just recently reported that hospital-based jobs decreased again.... monthly job loss was the most since the late 1990's. Our profession needs to evolve and adapt to reflect the emerging reality. Non-acute nursing jobs are not 'less than' acute care.

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Apple butterscotch at last has some vague healthiness about it. Although lemon would have vitamin C, so important at this time of year if you believe that sort of thing. Lack of vitamin C would make it hard to grit your teeth without loooooosing them.

 

Go, CP!

:flwrhrts: :flwrhrts: :flwrhrts: :flwrhrts: :flwrhrts: :flwrhrts: :flwrhrts:

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Ruby Vee has 40 years experience as a BSN and specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.

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It's not the velocity, it's the distance that counts. ;)

You cannot achieve distance without velocity.

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silverbat has 22 years experience and specializes in Care Coordination, MDS, med-surg, Peds.

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ummm..how EXACTLY would the rectal thermometer relay race hand off be done???? :roflmao:;)

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emtb2rn has 21 years experience as a BSN, RN, EMT-B and specializes in Emergency.

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ummm..how EXACTLY would the rectal thermometer relay race hand off be done???? :roflmao:;)

Carefully, very carefully.

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One more thing, I am glad to see you back, CheesePotato. I missed you.

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So the real question here is...which pie did you make?

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Madras has 4 years experience and specializes in Primary Care, OR.

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So the real question here is...which pie did you make?

Ohhhhh I really hope the snickers pie!!! Yummmmmmmmmm :smug:

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CheesePotato is a BSN, RN and specializes in Sleep medicine,Floor nursing, OR, Trauma.

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Thank you to all who took the time to read, comment, and/or like. I'm always tickled beyond reason whenever something I've posted gathers even a glimmer of attention. :D

The answer to the real question: the winner of the poll was Snickers Pie and so Snickers Pie was made and consumed.

And it was !@#% magic.

Should you wish to bask in this delicious delight in your own home, please click to find the recipe and my own rambling additions.

~~CP~~

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uRNmyway is a ASN, RN and specializes in Med-Surg.

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Speaking of diabetic comas... good God CP, are you trying to kill us?! I mean, probably one of the better ways to go, but wowza!

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