i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like
"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans
i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela
i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks
Specializes in aged, palliative care, cardiac, agency,.
One of the last times I ever got to ride with my dad-he said what he always said when he drove up to his house,
"Home again, home again, jiggety-jog."
Gosh, I miss that.
Hey my mum used to say that too. And I miss her too. She also used to say "Home Jeeves and dont spare the horses."
Some of my favourites:
"M" is for mother not for maid.
Only dull women have immaculate homes.
And sorry guys but someone has to say it....
If we can put one man on the moon, how come we cant put them all there?
Would you like to speak to the man in charge, or the woman who knows what's happening?
One of my favourites (and unexpected source) is Angelina Jolie:
"People say that you're going the wrong way when it's simply a way of your own."
"So do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will bring worries of it's own. Today's trouble is enough for today." The Bible
The best:
"Why do we get all this life if we dont ever use it? Why do we get all these feelings and dreams and hopes if we dont ever use them?" Shirley Valentine
Specializes in aged, palliative care, cardiac, agency,.
How about these from down under....
Flat out like a lizard drinking.
Useless as boobies on a bull.
Stubbie short of a six pack.
Sandwhich short of a picnic.
Live, laugh, love and listen to your nurse (I wear this on a badge to work).
Politicians are like diapers they both need to be changed frequently and for the same reason.
I tried to drown my troubles but the little buggers learnt to swim.
The only thing to fear is fear itself. If you allow such a negative emotion to rule your life then you simply have nothing, feel nothing and are nothing. Instead, be brave, be bold, take chances and you may find there is nothing to be afraid of after all.
to patients needing to do some pulmonary toilet- "coughing and deep breathing clears the junk out of your lungs and keeps 'em expanding like they should, it's your lungs' way of keeping house"
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.