Share Your Saying

[angelique777]

i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

[grace90, LPN, LVN]

"I've worked worse shifts."

That's what I say when asked if I'm having a rough night. I figure as long as I haven't had to unsuccessfully code one of my patients:no:, then my shift must be going ok somehow and it's not worth complaining.

[Kiringat]

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

- Albert Einstein

Ad astra per aspera (A rough road leads to the stars)

- Apollo I memorial

A variation on a theme:

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible monster about to eat your face.

-Harry Dresden

Those who desire to give up freedom in exchange for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.

- Either Thomas Jefferson or Ben Franklin, depending on who you talk to.

"Almost" only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

And finally:

Even though the idiots may outnumber you, remember, they're still the idiots.

-Daria

[Kymmi]

If life gives you lemons....order tequilla and give me a call!

[canoehead, BSN, RN]

"Almost" only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

and farts,

per my Dad.

[Nurse Salt]

Life is what happens while you're busy naking other pkans. -John Lennon

[Kingbandit]

Mistakes are what makes life interesting...

...solving them is waht makes life worthwhile.

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you!!!!!!

Say something witty and no one is around...

...fart and every one comes around.:imbar

[icunurse42066]

don't make love by the garden gate because love is blind but your neighbors ain't.

[grace90, LPN, LVN]

"systems that rely on perfect performance by individuals are doomed to fail, the for simple reason that all humans err, and frequently!"

i got this from a med safety continuing education credit that i did at work. i'd like to post it all over the administration office at work.

[haleysmum]

Here are 2 of my faves:

From my Dad:

More great men have been made from the crosses they have carried on their backs, than the crowns that were carried on their heads....

(I love saying this to the younguns)

I got underwear I been using for dust rags for longer than you've been alive...

[sjt9721, BSN, RN]

(I apologize if these have already been posted...)

"Trolls never die."

"You're either green & growing...or ripe & rotting." (Ray Kroc)

"Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." (Author Unknown)

[deyo321]

Would you like to speak to the Doctor in charge or the nurse who knows whats going on? ( I have the T shirt)

[aussiemags]

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

"Those who discourage your dreams have probably abandoned their own."

Thanks for these - both funny and apt.