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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

Specializes in Rehab, psych, management..

If its true we are here to help others, what are the others here for?

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When my OB triage patients would say "my bag of water is not broken; it's just leaking a little", I would reply "That is like a flat tire that is only flat on the bottom". They understood that.

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Specializes in Med-Surg, Psych, Tele, ICU.

Hubby likes to say-"I don't care if she/he has more degrees than a thermometer, she/he can't pour **** out of a boot with the instructions on the bottom." He once used it during an argument with the principal at the catholic school our older boys attended.

"Cannot fix stupid, lazy or I don't wanna"

"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh."~Voltaire

"If your gonna be stupid, ya gotta be tough"

"I'm sorry that I don't drink the Kool-Aide and therefore do not look like a team player..."~me

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