Share Your Saying

[angelique777]

i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

[Dancehall Doctor]

Whenever I used to ask my grandmother what we were having for dinner, my grandpa would always get this ornery look on his face and say, "Hog **** and hominy".

That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a cork screw !

She is so skinny if she stuck her tongue out she would look like a zipper.

Merry Christmas Y'all

[systoly]

Everyone said it couldn't be done - along came someone who had not been told - and did it.

[teeniebert, LPN]

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Everyone said it couldn't be done - along came someone who had not been told - and did it.

My brother-in-law was never told that cats can't be trained. He had two kittens trained to come when called, sit on command, and 'speak' for treats within about 3 weeks of adopting them. It was almost creepy.

[ernrs2b]

"they can't follow you home." "illness is 80% mental/ 20% physical"--ME

[Dancehall Doctor]

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He is walking in my tracks ,but he will never fill my shoes - by Jerry Lee Lewis

[squeakykitty]

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My brother-in-law was never told that cats can't be trained. He had two kittens trained to come when called, sit on command, and 'speak' for treats within about 3 weeks of adopting them. It was almost creepy.

That is weird. You'd think if he wanted a trained pet, he'd just get a dog.

[LaceyLou]

"Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to slap them upside the head."

[truern]

"Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to slap them upside the head."

:hehe:

[squeakykitty]

"Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to slap them upside the head."

I love this one. I'll have to remember this for future reference.

[Dancehall Doctor]

“virginity was guarded like the Twinkie room at Graceland,” and you had to go steady and give up your letter jacket just to get a kiss on the mouth.

He didn’t plan to marry again, he’d just look for a woman he could grow to hate and buy her a house.

From Lewis Grzzard a Great Georgian gone 15 years now,,,I still miss him.

[ERRN92]

Oldie but goodie..."the bleeding ALWAYS stops"

[adhdrn]

I don't do skin care on my patients I "Butter their buns".

My patients don't have stool smears they have "Farts gone wild". :angryfire

When a walkie talkie is admitted to my ICU I want to know "What a healthy guy/gal like you is doing hanging out in a place like this".

My patients don't bleed they leak.

My patients are not allowed to go on the field trip without a signed permission slip (DNR).

I often hear "Your not right" my response "But I'm rarely wrong".

You hurt the ones you love, so there are a few doctors that adore me when I call them at 2:00 AM and therefore I am thier favorite. :redbeathe

Doctors don't like for you to sound to perky when you call them at 2:00 AM so always be sure to use your 1-900 voice until they are fully awake.

I am known as the "Psych whisperer" on my unit, I explain that "I am one therefore I can relate".