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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

These are a few of my favorites:

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

-Unkown

Small things amuse small minds.

-Unkown

The most important things cannot be spoken; that's why there's music.

-Clive Wearing

Sometimes under-preparation is very good, because it instills fear and fear is galvanizing. It makes you break out of yourself. If you're prepared, then you think you're ready, and if you think you're ready, then you're not ready.

-Meryl Streep

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"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities". Dumbledore, Harry Potter.

"Do or Do Not, There is No Try" - Yoda

I would rather eat my own head OR I would rather stick this pen in my eye - ME, When asked to do something I don't want to do.

Seriously? Seriously. - Grey's Anatomy

"Dude, that guy's a few tacos short of a fiesta" - Unknown

"I'm Southern. Southern women are supposed to wear funny looking hats and grow things in the dirt" - Ouizer from Steel Magnolias. This movie is FULL of great quotes! I still say, "I Swear" in an old southern drawl.

"There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is, I've always been a fool" Edward Bloom

"There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they're faster or stronger than other fish. They're just touched by something extra". Edward Bloom, Big Fish. Another great inspirational movie (yet, simple) that is great for quotes!

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Specializes in Retired OR nurse/Tissue bank technician.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I don't do empathy; will you settle for sarcasm?

Life's a ***** and some days she has puppies.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Lord, please help me to be the person my psychiatrist medicates me to be.

What is this bright side you speak of?

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When you get old, may you be cared for 24/7 by caregivers just like you.

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Specializes in ICU, Telemetry.

No matter where you go, there you are...

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Specializes in LTC, MDS, Education.

"No Good Deed Goes Unpunished" :D

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Specializes in OB.

Don't worry about the monsters in your closet; the monsters under your bed will get them.

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that's what i have on my e-mails:

intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them. --albert einstein

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Specializes in ICU.

From my mom:

Two wrongs don't make a right.

There's such a thing as "dead right".

Slicker 'n snot.

I'm not sugar and I'm not $*!+, so I won't melt.

People in hell want ice water, too (when I tell her I wanted something).

My husband's favorite:

You're jumping around like a fart in a skillet.

From a college professor:

Sic disintegrat le biscuit (sp?) - Latin for "That's the way the cookie crumbles."

Some signs I have:

Dies Haus is ausreichend sauber, um gesund zu sein, und schmutzig genug, um glucklich zu sein - German for "This house is clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy.

May God help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

You can't make footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. Who wants to make buttprints in the sands of time?

Sometimes you just have to take the leap, and build your wings on the way down.

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I have laughed so much today my face hurts. Kudos to all.

TuTonka

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I would like to ask....How do you add a saying that will stay at the bottom of each msg?

TuTonka

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I would like to ask....How do you add a saying that will stay at the bottom of each msg?

TuTonka

hit relpy ,then post

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