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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like
"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans
i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela
i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks
How about these from down under....
Flat out like a lizard drinking.
Useless as boobies on a bull.
Stubbie short of a six pack.
Sandwhich short of a picnic.
Live, laugh, love and listen to your nurse (I wear this on a badge to work).
Politicians are like diapers they both need to be changed frequently and for the same reason.
I tried to drown my troubles but the little buggers learnt to swim.
The only thing to fear is fear itself. If you allow such a negative emotion to rule your life then you simply have nothing, feel nothing and are nothing. Instead, be brave, be bold, take chances and you may find there is nothing to be afraid of after all.
Nicky.
A note from the friendly neighbourhood moderator:
The humor forum is one of my favorites, as a good sense of humor is essential to survival in this profession! :) I like it as a place where I can see I'm not the only one who finds certain things funny, or who grosses out my family at the supper table with my tales of ick!
This is just a gentle reminder to remember the terms of service in regards to language (click hyperlinked text for a refresher). I'm not singling out any one person, nor is it my desire to be anyone's Thought Police. I just want to keep things safe for everyone who wants to come and post their humourous sayings.
Many thanks, and enjoy the funnies of allnurses.com
Arwen
RanieRN, MSN, RN
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"Pay you no nevermind"--usually said to a child trying to butt into a conversation
"Well, shucky darn and slop the hogs"--from my dad