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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

Specializes in psychiatry,geropsych,LTC/SNF, hospice.

"Pay you no nevermind"--usually said to a child trying to butt into a conversation

"Well, shucky darn and slop the hogs"--from my dad

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Specializes in Women's health & post-partum.

In the ER I worked in, the miracle drug we swore would cure ANYTHING is a little Succinylcholine...if you dont believe it, just try it. >>

Many years ago we used to hear "If you don't know who, what, when, or why, give SSKI"

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Specializes in Post Anesthesia.

My own personal motto:

"not always right, but never in doubt"

And one my father used to use that I have to tell myself over and over:

"Don't try to teach a pig to whistle; it wastes your time and annoys the pig!"

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Specializes in ortho/neuro/general surgery.

Well, I don't have a sig on my posts, but I just came up with this one: "The only thing I claim to be an expert on is wiping my own (butt)." :typing

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Specializes in ortho/neuro/general surgery.

Here's one from a relative, not sure who created it originally.

"Do not wage war with dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

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Specializes in Post Anesthesia.

A southernism:

"He is so dumb he couldn't pour pi$$ out of a boot with the directions written on the sole"

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Specializes in Emergency Midwifery.

How about these from down under....

Flat out like a lizard drinking.

Useless as boobies on a bull.

Stubbie short of a six pack.

Sandwhich short of a picnic.

Live, laugh, love and listen to your nurse (I wear this on a badge to work).

Politicians are like diapers they both need to be changed frequently and for the same reason.

I tried to drown my troubles but the little buggers learnt to swim.

The only thing to fear is fear itself. If you allow such a negative emotion to rule your life then you simply have nothing, feel nothing and are nothing. Instead, be brave, be bold, take chances and you may find there is nothing to be afraid of after all.

Nicky.

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Specializes in Community, OB, Nursery.

A note from the friendly neighbourhood moderator:

The humor forum is one of my favorites, as a good sense of humor is essential to survival in this profession! :) I like it as a place where I can see I'm not the only one who finds certain things funny, or who grosses out my family at the supper table with my tales of ick!

This is just a gentle reminder to remember the terms of service in regards to language (click hyperlinked text for a refresher). I'm not singling out any one person, nor is it my desire to be anyone's Thought Police. I just want to keep things safe for everyone who wants to come and post their humourous sayings.

Many thanks, and enjoy the funnies of allnurses.com

Arwen

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measure twice, cut once

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Specializes in med-surg 5 years geriatrics 12 years.

My granmother's favorite... " it's a long way from your heart " and often what I think when my residents/patients are complaining.

And what we all say...." I can do anything for 12 hours ".

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My granmother's favorite... " it's a long way from your heart " and often what I think when my residents/patients are complaining.

please explain this one:D

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Specializes in Utilization Review/Case Management.
My granmother's favorite... " it's a long way from your heart " and often what I think when my residents/patients are complaining.

My mom always said that too! :)

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