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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

How about when someone starts talking about something that has absolutely nothing to do with the current discussion:

"What's that got to do with the price of tea in China?"

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How 'bout:

flatter than pi$$ on a board?

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You can't fix stupid.

You can't polish a t@rd.

No matter how hard you try to clean it, at the end of the day a lump of coal is still dirty and dusty.

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Specializes in Transplant/Surgical ICU.

" Not loving for the fear of getting hurt is like not living for the fear of dying" - This one changed my attitude towards relationships and life.

"Marry someone whose soul you love. Because passion fades with time, but friendship lasts forever." - This one reminds me about the importance of finding a friend in partner.

Im a romantic, what can I say...

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Specializes in Gyn Onc, OB, L&D, HH/Hospice/Palliative.

Dream like you'll live forever ,live like you'll die today ---James Dean

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Specializes in orthopedics, ED observation.

just some of the few i have collected over the years:

[color=#336699]wisdom doesn't come from study, knowledge does. wisdom comes from showing up for life. -unknown

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[color=#336699]when i stand before god at the end of my life, i would hope that i would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "i used everything you gave me." ~erma bombeck

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it's about learning to dance in the rain. - unknown

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Specializes in ER/ICU, CCL, EP.

The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance.

Robert A. Heinlein

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Specializes in Step-down ICU.

Go Big, or Go Home!

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Specializes in med/surg, psych, public health.

"Just let me do my job in peace so I can pay my bills. If I want wind beneath my wings, I'll freakin' FART".

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Specializes in RN CRRN.

capitol!--that is mine

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Specializes in LTC.

My step-dad has a shirt that says:

"I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings"

Hilarious :cheers:

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Specializes in Er/ICU/Med-Surg/Home health.

I get frustrated with non-compliant pts. A Doctor told me once, "Dont care more about your patients than they care about themselves." Its wasted effort.

In a PALS class I took, the Doctor said you can never go wrong with a chest tube. They either need it or they will need to keep it once its inserted.

In the ER I worked in, the miracle drug we swore would cure ANYTHING is a little Succinylcholine...if you dont believe it, just try it. :lol2:

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