Difference between a graduate nurse & a experienced nurse

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the don where i work send this to me via e-mail, wanted to share...

differences...

a graduate nurse throws up when the patient does.

an experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up

a graduate nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you can't read it.

an experienced nurse doesn't wear a name badge for liability reasons

a graduate nurse charts too much.

an experienced nurse doesn't chart enough.

a graduate nurse loves to run to codes.

an experienced nurse makes graduate nurses run to codes.

a graduate nurse wants everyone to know they are a nurse.

an experienced nurse doesn't want anyone to know they are a nurse.

a graduate nurse keeps detailed notes on a pad.

an experienced nurse writes on the back of their hand, paper scraps, napkins, etc.

a graduate nurse will spend all day trying to reorient a patient.

an experienced nurse will chart the patient is disoriented and restrain them.

a graduate nurse can hear a beeping i-med at 50 yards.

an experienced nurse can't hear any alarms at any distance.

a graduate nurse loves to hear abnormal heart and breath sounds.

an experienced nurse doesn't want to know about them unless the patient is symptomatic.

a graduate nurse spends 2 hours giving a patient a bath.

an experienced nurse lets the cna give the patient a bath.

a graduate nurse thinks people respect nurses.

an experienced nurse knows everybody blames everything on the nurse.

a graduate nurse looks for blood on a bandage hoping they will get to change it.

an experienced nurse knows a little blood never hurt anybody.

a graduate nurse looks for a chance "to work with the family."

an experienced nurse avoids the family.

a graduate nurse expects meds and supplies to be delivered on time.

an experienced nurse expects them to never be delivered at all.

a graduate nurse will spend days bladder training an incontinent patient.

an experienced nurse will insert a foley catheter.

a graduate nurse always answers their phone.

an experienced nurse checks their caller id before answering the phone.

a graduate nurse thinks psych patients are interesting.

an experienced nurse thinks psych patients are crazy.

a graduate nurse carries reference books in their bag.

an experienced nurse carries magazines, lunch, and some "cough syrup" in their bag.

a graduate nurse doesn't find this funny.

an experienced nurse does.

life tips.

I've been a nurse for a year and I see my self going from the graduate nurse to experienced nurse. Kinda sad though everything was so exciting and new as a graduate.

Specializes in ICU / PCU / Telemetry / Oncology.

Is it possible to be a hybrid new grad experienced nurse right out of the gate? I seem to be a little of both :)

Specializes in Emergency, Pre-Op, PACU, OR.

an experienced nurse doesn't wear a name badge for liability reasons

:lol2: awesome.

I have to disagree....with one of the above mentioned for the experienced nurse lol. Not only can the experienced nurse hear an alarm they can hear an alarm around the corner down the hall and know if it's bed A or B. Just my personal experience with an experienced nurse. She had the ears of a dog! Of course everyone will not find this funny, that's why there are countless other threads to be read on this wonderful forum. I am still cracking up.

I've seen this before - but it was titled New Nurse - Experienced Nurse.

Maybe the title "Graduate Nurse" plays into the old RN - AA Degree - BSN Degree - MSN Degree nurse argument. :coollook: And that can cheese people off. :smokin:

:D It was funny.

Specializes in Critical Care Transport/Intensive Care/Management.

Thanks for sharing .... : P

Specializes in FNP, ONP.

Love it. And if it weren't true it wouldn't be funny, and it wouldn't irk people, lol.

Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.

I too, have seen this before....it was funny then and hilarious now...I would imagine those that left the "that's not funny" comments are either prenursing students, students, first year nurses.....or just have no freakin sense of humor (and I certainly wouldn't want to work with any of them)

To do what we do every day and do it well, we have to have a sense of humor and laugh...especially in the high tension areas like trauma, ER and the ICU's!

the d

Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.

i think it's funny -- and so true! (and i graduated in 1977.)

hyperbole, ladies and gentlemen. exaggeration for effect.

(this old broad loves it) (and i graduated before ruby vee, nyah, nyah!)

i'm an experienced nurse, and i don't find it funny.

i find it hilarious!

Specializes in MedSurg, OR, Cardiac step down.

An experienced nurse doesn't chart enough.

An experienced nurse will chart the patient is disoriented and restrain them.

An experienced nurse can't hear any alarms at any distance.

An experienced nurse doesn't want to know about them unless the patient is symptomatic.

An experienced nurse avoids the family.

An experienced nurse will insert a Foley catheter.

An experienced nurse does.

these are funny? Kind of concerning if you ask me.

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