What Baffles You? - page 3

1. 
   Oct 11, '13

   Quote from MommyandRN

   I'm baffled when people go in for surgery FROM HOME who have not bathed or showered or even washed their hands in a sink... apparently in a week. Seriously?

   
   ^^^^^this
2. 
   Oct 11, '13

   Why fully abled people cannot wipe their hiney's. Suddenly their arms aren't long enough.
3. 
   Oct 11, '13

   I want to know how a six pound baby can produce seven pounds of poop into one newborn sized diaper.
   
   
   Seriously- just call me The Poop Whisperer....
4. 
   Oct 11, '13

   Quote from meanmaryjean

   I want to know how a six pound baby can produce seven pounds of poop into one newborn sized diaper.
   
   
   Seriously- just call me The Poop Whisperer....

   or drink an ounce and spit up 3!
5. 
   Oct 11, '13

   Moo ha ha - I am still cracking up from the OP's post! So true and so funny and I still don't know why they do that. Perhaps it's along the lines of: They have given full control of their destiny over to the medical establishment? Including sipping because a medical person places a straw there? I don't mind helping and I really appreciate the trust patients put in me, but it is pretty funny!
6. 
   Oct 11, '13

   Oh, man. This cracked me up. I've had patients do the same thing lol... I don't get it!
7. 
   Oct 11, '13

   What baffles me is why you are holding the straw for someone who can wave their hands around.
8. 
   Oct 12, '13

   Quote from kungpoopanda

   What baffles me is why you are holding the straw for someone who can wave their hands around.

   If that someone had unsteady hands that could still wave, but would most likely spill if trying to hold the cup, I'd be holding it too.
9. 
   Oct 12, '13

   LMAO at this thread, especially about the water. I've been accused of "trying to drown" my patients when all I'm doing is holding the cup...maybe sometimes the straw, but still I'm not controlling their ability to stop drinking.
   
   Even a newborn baby knows when to stop...
10. 
    Oct 12, '13

    Quote from roser13

    Can't explain it, but it just happens. Just you wait....

    Oh, I'm there already. That's why I asked.
11. 
    Oct 12, '13

    I wonder what would happen if I started yanking straws out of peoples mouths while they were still sucking on it. I am thinking... water all over their face.
12. 
    Oct 12, '13

    Jajajajajaja this is so freaking funny and so true!
13. 
    Oct 12, '13

    Hahaha!! Patients, man.

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