Racism in nursing - page 2

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  1. by   LasVegasRN
    It's quite alright, RNinICU. I felt the same way, initially. But then, when I discovered the male martian nurses wear size 32 shoes, well...
  2. by   RNinICU
    Originally posted by LasVegasRN
    It's quite alright, RNinICU. I felt the same way, initially. But then, when I discovered the male martian nurses wear size 32 shoes, well...
    Size 32 shoes, hmmm? Well why didn't someone tell me this sooner? And since the males all have long hair.......

    Well, I guess I will have to lead the welcoming committee.
  3. by   kids
    Originally posted by delirium
    Right on, hottie.

    Wanna get something started?

    hmmm

    I have been feeling very ambiguous lately...I could take this in a couple of different ways
  4. by   Mkue
    Are their names GEORGE AND BRAD???
  5. by   zudy
    Lasvegasrn you are such a hoot:roll But what size GLOVES do the Martians wear? Now THAT'S the important thing!
  6. by   RNinICU
    Originally posted by mkue
    Are their names GEORGE AND BRAD???
    George, Brad, Adrian, and Keith. :roll
  7. by   LasVegasRN
    Originally posted by zudy
    Lasvegasrn you are such a hoot:roll But what size GLOVES do the Martians wear? Now THAT'S the important thing!
    Well, my source down in Central Supply says they had to put in a special order for size 14 gloves. Ooooooh la la....
  8. by   Gomer
    The heck with those Martians...I have a problem with those deformed people with the innie navel. Why in the name of good hy-gene are they like that? I know they keep things in there...their collect of lint, salt for their celery sticks, extra coins for the parking meter. But I really don't think they should be able to live along side those of us with normal navels. Everyone knows god made us with outies as a sign of our greatness!

    DOWN WITH INNIES!! UP WITH OUTIES!!!!
  9. by   donmurray
    I can't let that one go by. You flamboyant outies are always flaunting them in our faces, like you were pregnant or something. Possession of an outie only demonstrates that you lack the muscle tone of us innies!
  10. by   Nurse Ratched
    ROFL! It was a helluva day - this is just what I needed to feel better - thanks so mcuh!
  11. by   Mkue
    INNIES ROCK !!

    :chuckle

    (storing lint and coins and who knows what else)
  12. by   LasVegasRN
    Gomer, face it. You are insanely jealous of us innies superior natural sexual skill and intellect. You're outtie's simply because nature is trying to make up for your... ahem.. shortcomings in the males and looseness in the females. If I were you I'd hide those unnaturally protruding navels and seek refuge somewhere.
  13. by   adrienurse
    Who told YOu!!!!!!!Who's trying to out me. I want revenge!

    It ain't easy bein' green [sniff]

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