Racism in nursing

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Just kidding!

:devil:

I couldn't help it. We haven't had a good beat a dead horse topic around here in awhile... I miss the controversy.

Who told YOu!!!!!!!Who's trying to out me. I want revenge!

It ain't easy bein' green [sniff]

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All OUTIES unite!!! We may be the minority, however, we are much smarter, prettier, and richer than those lint-loving innies.

I say hire, promote, gave raises to...OUTIES only as we are the true saviors of society!!!

No put that in your innie-holes!!

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OK... watch it now.... my innie is were I keep my breath mints.... you wouldn't want me to come to work without THEM, now , wouldya ???:chuckle :D

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Originally posted by Gomer

All OUTIES unite! We may be the minority, however, we are much smarter, prettier, and richer than those lint-loving innies.

I say hire, promote, gave raises to...OUTIES only as we are the true saviors of society!

No put that in your innie-holes!!

Gomer, you have inspired me. As of this day, I swear I will no longer hide my outie with a one piece bathing suit. I will be proud of the fact that I have a protruding navel, and will let the world know that I HAVE AN OUTIE!!! I agree the innies have made us feel inferior, but I will never let that happen again. Thank you for your inspiration.

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I just read a thing where an INNIE could open a beer bottle with his INNIE!!!!!!!! How many of you OUTIES can do that????????

So there, stick your OUTIE where the sun doesn't shine!!!

Pappy proud supporter of the INNIE Liberation Society (ILS)

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After the day I've had I really needed this! THANKS! :roll

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Ahhh, see here's one of our new male martian nurses down in radiology. Mmmmm... I think I need a CAT scan... meow...

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What? No bulge? I thought you were an experienced crotch watcher Vegas. Back in the Disco Days (or Daze whichever you prefer) we had an unconscious guy come to the ER with a sausage taped to his leg.

Pappy

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Yes...Yes..."Ragging in Nursing" has been on he uprise. Just recently, a nurse in my department started ragging on and on about the awful smells that she deals with on a day-to-day basis, and that someone should make a scent strong enough to mask that "hospital" smell.

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And...Don't forget outtie people write funny. Something about the navel being in the way during those formative years of writing, and they had to learn to compensate for the dang thing in the way.

(Don't believe a word I say!....hahahahaha)

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Specializes in Pediatric Rehabilitation.

Never fear outie-men...

My sole purpose in life has been to find a man with a 8" outie to plug into my very small innie...

there MUST be one out there???

You guys are sick!! Las vegas..you DO need a life..

but then if you got one, what would the rest of us do??? :p

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

The Chihuahua says to the Rat........."Just because your more popular around these parts than me doesn't mean that I can't take you out, ya little ratty-tat-rat! Just ask the people in New York....they'll tell ya!" :chuckle :roll :chuckle

(Just teasin' New Yorkers......just teasin'...) 

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